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Leo, walking into Y/N and Hazel's bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Hazel: What was it about?
Y/N: No, don't ask them that!
Hazel: Why not?
Y/N: Cause they'll answer!
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Frank, at Hazel: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Y/N, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
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Y/N, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank Hazel, the love of my life, for telling me Jason was going to win so don't bother to prepare a speech.
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Y/N: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?
Annabeth: No. No, Y/N, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Y/N calls Hazel. Number five: Percy gets eaten by a shark.
Percy: I'm Percy, and I approve the order of that list.
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Jason: Do you love Y/N?
Hazel: Yeah, I do.
Jason: Piper! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Piper: We all love Y/N. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.
Hazel: I thought that was implied.
Piper: ...
Jason: ...
Hazel, looking straight at Piper: Congrats anyone, you just won 100 bucks.
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Reyna: Frank, you'll be working with Y/N and Hazel.
Frank: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Frank: ...Of people on a team.
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Hazel: You know, Percy gives Annabeth flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Y/N: Okay.
*Later*
Y/N: *gives Annabeth flowers*
Annabeth: ???
Y/N: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Y/N: Hazel! I can't do this stupid math!
Hazel: What's the math problem?
Y/N: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply.
Annabeth, covering Percy's ears, while Hazel smacks Y/N upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
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Frank: I've never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Y/N: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: "Hey... how you doin'?"
Hazel, scoffing: Oh, please.
Y/N, to Hazel: Hey, how you doin'?
Hazel:
Hazel: *giggles and blushes*
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Hazel: Are you ready to commit?
Y/N: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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