Chapter 16,17,18 (Transcript)

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by BlueAlastor

by BlueAlastor

Chapter 16
[sirens blaring]Zipp Storm: Quick, this way![thump]Hitch Trailblazer: Okay. I think we lost 'em.[mouse squeaking]Sunny Starscout: Hitch, what are you even doing here?Hitch Trailblazer: Arresting you. And saving you. So, you know, a little of both actually. You're welcome!Zipp Storm: Oh-ho-ho, gee, thanks. But we don't need any saving, okay?Hitch Trailblazer: And you are?Izzy Moonbow: Her mom is the queen!Hitch Trailblazer: Wait a minute. So that means... you're a princess?Zipp Storm: Huh. Look at that. The sheriff just became a detective.Hitch Trailblazer: What?[news jingle]Dazzle Feather: Breaking story – Zephyr Heights is in turmoil tonight after the shocking revelation that the royals cannot fly.Pippsqueak 1: Pipp used to be my favorite!Pegasus Concert Goer: If we can't trust our own royalty, who can we trust?Pegasus Stallion: I blame the unicorns and the Earth ponies! They ruin everything!Dazzle Feather: This just in – Queen Haven has been arrested for being a phony pony full of baloney.Zipp Storm: [gasps]Queen Haven: No comment! And no photos! Okay, one photo.[camera clicks]Hitch Trailblazer: Anypony care to explain?Sunny Starscout: We had to get the crystal. Look. Oh, no, no, no, no! It's not here!Zipp Storm: Seriously?!Izzy Moonbow: On the bright side, we had so much losing it.Sunny Starscout: We have to go back!Zipp Storm: But it could be anywhere![can clatters]Pipp Petals: Somepony seriously needs to explain why this thing was so important that you had to ruin my whole show over it!Zipp Storm: Trust me. It was.Pipp Petals: You left me hanging there! In the spotlight! Now everypony knows we can't fly.[phone buzzes][phone chimes]Dazzle Feather: A warrant is out for the arrest of the princesses.Queen Haven: Pipp! Zipp! Save yourselves![camera clicks]Pipp Petals: What?! This is not happening! This is so not happening!Zipp Storm: Pipp! Forget about all that. We think we can bring back magic, but we need that crystal.Pipp Petals: Have you lost your mind?Zipp Storm: Please. This might be our only chance.Pipp Petals: Ugh! Fine! I know a way out. Come on.Hitch Trailblazer: What? Wait! You can't just... But I'm a sheriff! [groans]
Chapter 17
[welding torch sparking][construction sounds][thunk!]Worker Pony 1: Hey!Glitter Cupcake: Whoooooaaaaa![raspy, Darth Vader-like breathing]Sprout: [slurping] Ahhh! Why aren't you finished yet?Toots: W-We're working as fast as we can, but we've run out of rivets.Sprout: Rivet-ing story. [laughs, sighs] Just make it work, okay?!Glitter Cupcake: [screaming]Phyllis Cloverleaf: Sugarcube, I know your little top-secret project is important and all, but when do you think my workers can get back to making Canterlogic products?Glitter Cupcake: [screaming][thud]Glitter Cupcake: [pained groan]Sprout: Back to work, Glitter Cupcake!Phyllis Cloverleaf: It is my factory, after all, dear.Sprout: But it's my town, Mommy! Your son's now emperor of Maretime Bay!Phyllis Cloverleaf: Emperor?! [scoffs] But yesterday you were only the sheriff.Sprout: Well, see how fast I'm climbing the ranks? This defense factory is going on offense, and it's all thanks to your love and encouragement. Break's over, Bubblegum McGinty!Phyllis Cloverleaf: Oh, dear. Somepony's getting a big head.[welding torch sparking]
Chapter 18

Sunny Starscout: That's the tree from the map. That means... it's this way.

Hitch Trailblazer: What am I even doing here? Hoofing it across daisy fields, looking for a magical crystal that doesn't even exist!

Pipp Petals: It was supposed to be my best show ever. And now it's all over. I'm a criminal! And it's all because of...Hitch Trailblazer and Pipp Petals: ...them!Pipp Petals: And that is so not cool.Hitch Trailblazer: No, it is not. Did I just agree with a Pegasus?Pipp Petals: Hey! Are you sure she even knows where to find this other crystal?Zipp Storm: Don't you trust me at all?Pipp Petals: I don't know. You are the one that just got Mom thrown in jail!Zipp Storm: Look, once we get our magic back, the whole kingdom will be so excited, they won't even remember what happened back there. You'll be a hero, Pipp.Hitch Trailblazer: Let's get one thing straight.Sunny Starscout: We're almost to the river, everypony!Hitch Trailblazer: After this whole escapade is over with, you are gonna march back home to Maretime Bay with me. Is that clear?Sunny Starscout: Crystal.Hitch Trailblazer: Great. Because this badge means that I'm the she— [screams] No, no, no, no, no! Where's my badge?! Hey! You!Izzy Moonbow: Hmm?Hitch Trailblazer: I know unicorns like shiny things!Izzy Moonbow: Oh, you know, I think I did see a shiny badge-y thing on the ground a few hours ago.Hitch Trailblazer: What?! Hours?!Izzy Moonbow: Well, maybe it's for the best. Between you and me, buddy, [hushed] that badge was creating an unhealthy power dynamic. [vocalizing]Sunny Starscout: [gasps] What are we gonna do?Pipp Petals: Any ideas, Zipp?Zipp Storm: You know what would be great right now? Let me think. Maybe something like... THE ABILITY TO FLY!Pipp Petals: You know what would be even better? Not being stuck in the middle of nowhere as OUTCASTS FROM OUR OWN KINGDOM!Hitch Trailblazer: Oh, well. That's the end of that. Time to go home. I wish I could say it was nice meeting all of you, but it wasn't. Come on, Sunny.Pipp Petals: I don't think so!Sunny Starscout: Everypony, stop! We're gonna get to the other side, find the crystal, and bring back magic! And once we do, you'll get to fly, you'll get your fans back, and you'll have me in custody! Everypony happy now?![crash!]Izzy Moonbow: Ta-daaaaa![birds chirping]Zipp Storm: All right!Hitch Trailblazer: Ah, great.Sunny Starscout: Come on, everypony!Balloon Pony: Heeeeelp!