Chapter 20 (Transcript)

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by BlueAlastor

by BlueAlastor

[dramatic musical sting]Hitch Trailblazer: Or not.Izzy Moonbow: Come on! My house isn't far from here! [vocalizing][creepy music]Izzy Moonbow: Well, here we are, guys.[door opens]Izzy Moonbow: La villa Izzy!Rest of Mane Five: Wow![tick!]["My Little Pony" theme on glass bottles]Zipp Storm: Did you make all of this?Izzy Moonbow: Yup! "Uni-cycling"! Isn't it funky?Pipp Petals: It is [singsong] gorgeoooous!Izzy Moonbow: I also make friendship bracelets!Zipp Storm: Ah, cool.Izzy Moonbow: Wait, wait! Watch this! Hold everything! Aah! I've never gotten to use this with actual friends! [giggles][cranking]Izzy Moonbow: Ta-daaaa!Zipp Storm: Whoa!Pipp Petals: [gasps] I so wish I had live-streamed that!Sunny Starscout: We don't have time for that right now. If we're gonna get the information we need on the Unicorn Crystal, we can't stick out like sore hooves. We need to look like unicorns.Pipp Petals: Yay, makeovers! I love makeovers!Zipp Storm: No. [laughs nervously] No, this is not... This is not what I signed up for. No.Sunny Starscout: So, Izzy, can you do it?Izzy Moonbow: A glow-up? [slurps][clatter]Izzy Moonbow: Honey, you came to the right cottage.[Izzy Moonbow]I thought Earth ponies were the pony ladder's bottom rungI heard that Pegasi were brutes you'd hate to be among"You smell like fishes! You're vicious! I bet you eat your young!"Meet any one of you, the thing to do is run awayBut although I know we're all a bunch of different breedsTake away our wings and horns, and we're just frightened steedsSo let's put aside our differences, 'cause what we need's a winOh-oh-ohCome on, rip out all the pages of your history booksJust because we're undercover doesn't mean we're crooksWhen we walk you through the crowd and give your brand new looks a spinYou're gonna fit right inHitch Trailblazer: This is a new low.[Izzy Moonbow]You're gonna fit right inHitch Trailblazer: It's never gonna work!They taught us unicorns were super-scary maniacsWith horns like razors and tongues like tasers and teeth like tacksThey take your hooves and then they grind them into midnight snacksThe basic gist of it is unicorns are not okay![Sunny Starscout]Look, I know we're riskin' everything for this endeavorBut look at us, we're brave and strong and weird and cleverWe're runnin' out of options and we're desperate to begin[Izzy Moonbow]You're gonna fit right inHitch Trailblazer: [chuckles] If you say so.[Sunny Starscout and Izzy Moonbow]You're gonna fit right in[Izzy Moonbow]I know you will, now watch and learnThis is how a unicorn walks (walks)This is how a unicorn talks (talks)This is how a unicorn hoops (hoops?)This is how a unicorn—Hitch Trailblazer: Oops!Sunny Starscout: Oh!Zipp Storm: Geez!Izzy Moonbow: Stop!This is how a unicorn strutsOh, watch us shake our unicorn buttsNow you're in the unicorn knowSunny Starscout: Whoa![Izzy Moonbow]Soon you'll be a unicorn pro![rapping]Oh, a unicorn horn makes a unicorn strideIt's the more-head on your forehead, it's the source of your prideEvery unicorn who's born has worn a horn that's uniqueSo we'll whip them up as we speak, you'll be lookin' très magnifiqueAnd with those rocks in our pockets, we'll reap the rewardAnd folks'll be floored, we'll strike a new chordOur magic restored![All]Lately, all Equestria has lost its heartBut if we can help to find it, we should play our part[Hitch Trailblazer]If we fail, we'll go to prison[Sunny Starscout]But if not, we'll start to grin[Izzy Moonbow]So let's begin[Sunny Starscout and Izzy Moonbow]We're gonna fit right in[Izzy Moonbow]This is how a unicorn walksThis is how a unicorn talksNow you're lookin' unicorn strongThis is how a unicorn...[Sunny Starscout and Izzy Moonbow]...ends this song!

A/N - ... Eventually I decided to change my mind for a bit and let some more POV's of other Characters appear. This one can become Izzy's