Two Peas in one pod (Meggy x Male Reader)

What if Mario and Y/N were in One Night at Flumpty's?

You slept well but you realized you're not in your room.

Y/N: What's up with me waking up in a different fucking place? First it was a Hospital, then it was Fall Guys, and WOFTI in a prison cell...THEN it was Squid Game, then Security Breach, and the hospital again and a horrible dream!..now I'm in some weird house!

You get a call on your phone and decide to pick it up.

Y/N: Y/N speaking, who's this?

Flumpty: Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty, I'm an egg, I'm immune to the plot and I can transcend time and space, also I'm coming after you, you can figure the rest out....have fun...

He hung up.

Y/N: Uh..okay? First off, I'm fighting another egg?

Mario: Huh? Where did my spaghetti go?! I was relaxing with my waifu- I mean Spaghetti Alfredo!

Y/N:.......

Mario: What?

Y/N: Simp.

Mario: What?! NO!

Y/N: You're banned from the internet, go to horny jail you sussy baka.

Mario: What does that even mean?

Y/N: I don't know, maybe I should be banned from the internet, my search history is like a fucking dumpster.

You check the clock and see that it's 12 AM.

Y/N: I'm getting Vietnam flashbacks..

Mario: Oh no..FREDDY! WE NEED YOU!

Y/N: Freddy isn't here Mario.

Mario: Aw man..

You check the door light and see an egg.

Flumpty: Hey! How's it going?

Y/N: SWEET PISS CAKEHOLE!!

You shut the door.

Mario: I'mma gonna see what's on this side.

He checks the other door and finds a rectangle man with a pizza hat.

Birthday Boy Blam: There's that juicy boy!

Mario: MAAAA!

He closed the door.

Y/N: Damn it..

-1 AM-

You sit and check the cameras, you find a Beaver sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Y/N: What the?..

The mammal looks up and saw the camera.

Beaver: They put a camera in the shitter?! Are you enjoying the show you damn animal?!

You switch cameras. That's when you hear someone running down the halls.

Beaver: I'm gonna whoop your ass you little son of a bitch!

Mario: FURRY!

He closed the door, you see an outline of a beaver in the door.

Beaver: Ow...my beaver nuggets...

Y/N: Walk it off.

-2 AM-

You see a clown in the wall.

Y/N: Is that a clown?..

Mario: A clown? Where?

Beta: He's in the hole.

Y/N: WHAT THE-

Mario: HOLY SHET!

Beta: What?

Y/N: Where did you come from?!