Two Peas in one pod (Meggy x Male Reader)

Ballin

It all starts off in the gym, SMG4 and SMG3 stood in front of you, Meggy, Mario, Luigi, Boopkins, Bob, Percy, Melony, Axol, Beth, Beta & Skully.

SMG4: Alright gang, I brought you all here today for one reason..TO SHOW THAT SMG3 AINT BALLIN!!

SMG3 became aggravated and pointed at him.

SMG3: NO, IT'S YOU WHO A'INT BALLIN SMG4!

Beta face palmed.

Beta: You know how fucking dead that meme is, don't you?..

Axol: Oh come on Beta, don't be such a downer. Maybe it'll be fun.

Beta: Yeah, maybe in your world, but not in mine..

Meggy: Well, this is already stupid, I'm heading out..

Y/N: So I was woken up for this?! Yeah..goodnight.

You two leave, but hear something that stopped the both of you in your tracks.

SMG4: Mario! Melony! Bob! Beta! Axol & Beth! You guys are on my team!

Meggy: WHAT?!

Y/N: WHY DIDN'T YOU SELECT EITHER ME OR MEGGY?!

SMG4: Sorry you two, it was a tough choice..

You two were dumbfounded.

Mario: Hey! Mario can play tennis!

He then grabbed a basketball.

Mario: Watch!

He then plopped it down and kicked it.

Beta: Why did you pick me?..You know Mario and Bob are my least favorite people on this planet..

SMG4: Beta, stop whining. Also, sorry Meggy and Y/N..you're just both..Uhh..what's the word?..

He sweats as Meggy and you glare at him.

Meggy: Just...what?

SMG4: A little..short..for basketball..

Your eyes widen.

Y/N: Oh no..what have you done?!-

Meggy: SHORT!? SHORT!!? I'LL SHOW YOU SHORT!!

Mario then laughs at her.

Mario: Who said that? Mario can't see anyone at his eye level.

Mario cracks up again. Meggy became frustrated and dragged the others who weren't selected on SMG4's team along with her.

Y/N: Uh, SMG4. I ain't short, I'm literally taller than you..

SMG4: Yeah, but-

Meggy: Cmon guys, we're gonna CREAM these ingrates.

SMG3: Don't worry Meggy, I reckon we'll smash em!

Meggy then crosses her arms.

Meggy: Oh I know I will.

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SMG4: Alright. I have along riding on this basketball match. Can I trust you guys to win?

Beta then cracks his neck.

Beta: Born ready.

Mario was trying to eat the basketball, Melony was asleep the entire time, Bob just stood there. Blankly staring off in the distance.

Beta: Your new look still creeps me out..

Bob: ScReW yOu!

Mario: So why didn't you pick Y/N?