Two Peas in one pod (Meggy x Male Reader)

Stupid Mario Kart

Today at the Omnia Academy, the principal hosted an event of kart racing. You were all hyped about this and decided to sign up.

Principal: And remember, no driving in the halls!

Everyone was ready to bolt out of the start and to the finish.

Beta: Today isn't your day flap jacks!

Mario: You're no match for Mario!

Beta: Yeah we'll see about that!

Sherak: I'll bury you all and dance on your graves!

Tinker: Already had mine danced on.

Zirax: I've got a weapon with me..As always.

Zirax: /ExpandDo-

Sherak: What are ya doin on that metal glove thingy?

Zirax: Um! Nothing!! Uh, go back to your cart! Race is about to start!

Sherak: Oh okay!

He flopped back into his cart, forgetting how he opened the door to it.

Meggy: You're all toast when I finish!

Y/N: If you finish..

Meggy: Okay, let's make this even more fun, if I win, you have to do whatever I say for a whole week..

Y/N: And if I win, I get to tell you what to do for a whole week.

Meggy: It's on.

Y/N: So on.

Lakitu: Ready!? Set!! Goooooo!

Everyone bolts away, except for Sherak.

Sherak: Huh..that's odd, I put gas in there..

Lakitu: All you did was fart in gas tank..

Sherak: But that's what gas is, isn't it?

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The race was getting intense, that is until Percy rammed Mario off track.

Mario: MAMAF*CKER!

Percy: Hah! Too slow!

Bowser: Oh boy! What's in this cube?

He picked up a mystery cube, so did you, Meggy and Troy. Bowser got a thundercloud and it zapped him.

Bowser: GAH! DAMN IT!

You got a Melony launcher and managed to hit SMG4 with it.

Melony: Hi SMG4!

SMG4: MELONY GET OUT OF THE WAY I CAN'T SEE-

He hits a tree, luckily Melony was safe in a bush.

Axol: How on earth did Melony get into that launcher anyway?

Desti: I don't know.

Meggy got a red shell and threw it at Axol, launching him into bushes with Melony.

Meggy: Nothing personal Axol!

Axol: It's okay Meggy.

Troy managed to get a big mushroom, he went to go crush Zirax, but the Quils on the back of his head punctured him and caused him to deflated and go crazy.

Zirax: Nice try, these Quils protect me well.

Beta managed to get ahold of a lighting bolt and zapped Zirax, making Quils go everywhere, one punctured Jack's tire, slowing him down.