Two Peas in one pod (Meggy x Male Reader)

Mario loses his voice

Mario was eating his spaghetti, until Beth approached.

Beth: Uh..you didn't stick your-

Mario: Mario did!

Beth: Ew!..Mario that's gross!

Mario: Mario loves his spaghetti!!

Beth: Look, I get that but..you don't need to..you know, do that..

Beta: Oh..he can..that means one thing..

Mario then turns around, glaring at Beta.

Mario: Beta..

Beta: Mario..

Beth: Uh..

Beta: It's gonna get messy Sushi, it's best if you leave.

Beth backs away.

Beta: Well, figured we could do a little thing..that thing being..ahem..

Mario vs Beta 6: Fishsticks and Spaghetti Wars Commence!

Mario: Hah! Mario's gonna fuck you up!

Beta: Not when I have my Fishsticks!

Mario: Spaghetti is better!

Beta: Yeah? I'd like to see your spaghetti take on...

He opens up a catalog.

Beta: A Toothbrush!

Mario chuckles.

Mario: It's on asshole!

———

Mario's Turn!

The scene cuts to a bathroom, Mario began brushing his teeth, getting sauce all over his mouth, even flossing with the noodle strings.

Mario: Mario's teeth are clean as a whistle! :D

He puts a thumbs up.

Passed!

———

Beta's Turn!

Beta: Okay, don't fail me now Fishstick..

He gave it a kiss before brushing his teeth with it, after about 20 seconds, Beta looks at the results, his teeth were missing.

Beta: WHAT?!

Failed!

———

Mario flips through the catalog.

Mario: Hmmmm...

Beta: What, having trouble?

Mario: Why are you slurring your words?

Beta: Uh..no reason..just pick one.

Mario: Okie dokie! How about this!

He points out a spot in the catalog, Beta looks over.

Beta: An umbrella? Teh, that's gonna be easy.

———

Mario's Turn!

Demoman was seen drinking on the beach, until he began to cook.

Demoman: Bloody hell!

Mario: Don't worry! Mario's got you!

Demoman: Thanks lad!

The Scottish man smiles.

Mario proceeds to put a bowl of spaghetti on a stick over the Demoman, putting a thumbs up in victory.