Another one Eh? Why not!
It was a normal day in the castle, Y/N and Meggy were out training, Melony was asleep. SMG4 was reacting to memes, Axol was making his manga as usual, Beth was painting, Tari was playing some more video games, although..Beta and Mario decided to make conversation with eachother.
Beta: So, I read this fact online, you're a plumber Mario..
Mario: I'm a what?!
Beta: Mario, you're a plumber.
Mario: Mario's a what??!
Beta: A plumber Mario.
Mario: Imma plumber?!
Beta: Yes Mario, you're a plumber.
Mario: But Imma just Mario.
Beta: Well guess what "Just Mario" You're a plumber.
Mario: But I'm just Mario!
Beta: No "Just Mario" You're a plumber.
Mario: Listen here Beta, I'm not a plumber, I'm just Mario!
Beta: No! Mario..you are a plumber..
Mario: No, I'm just Mario!
Beta: Listen Mario, you're a plumber!
Mario: No Beta, I'm just Mario.
At this point, Beta was getting a little irritated.
Beta: Mario for gods sake..you are a plumber!
Mario: A plumber?! I'm just Mario!
Beta: No "Just Mario" You're a plumber.
Mario: I'm not a plumber Beta, I'm just Mario.
Beta: No, you're a plumber "Just Mario".
Mario: I'm not a plumber Beta.
Beta: Mario! You are a plumber!
Mario: LISTEN HERE BETA YOU SKINNY FUCK! IM NOT A FUCKING PLUMBER!
Beta: Holy shit Mario what's with this outburst!? You're a fucking plumber!
Mario: MARIO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT YOU BITCH!
Beta: Listen here Mario! You unclog toilets and shit, you should be fucking pleased about it!
Mario: MARIO DOESN'T WANT TO UNCLOG TOILETS YOU SCRAWNY BITCH! STICK IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!
Beta: My. Fucking. What?!
Mario: Beta you're pushing Mario over the fucking line!
Beta: No I'm not, you're gonna go and unclog toilets, you'll get a fucking plunger, and many other equipment, DEAL WITH IT YA FAT MAN!
Mario: I'LL PUT MY PINGAS IN THE FUCKING TOILET!
Beta:...I did that when I was younger, that was a bad move, you are a plumber.
Mario:..Mario's a what?!
Beta: YOU'RE A PLUMBER MARIO FOR FUCKS SAKE LISTEN TO ME!
Mario: Beta, Mario's already been through this, I don't give a fuck about what you think!
Beta: This isn't negotiable, you're a plumber, you can unclog toilets, you'll get your plunger n shit, and not only that, you'll enjoy it ya fuckwit.
Mario: I'LL FUCKEN SET YOUR PANTS ON FIRE!
Beta: Well come at me then bitch! Square up right fuckin now!
Mario: ILL FUCKEN BREAK YOU!
Beta: Alright you little asshole, you're a damn plumber, you'll fucking enjoy it, you fatass.
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Two Peas in one pod (Meggy x Male Reader)
FanfictionHere you go! A Meggy x Reader story! Just for you! (All SMG4 characters belong to SMG4 Himself) (All Super Mario Characters belong to Nintendo) Published October 24th, 2021
