split personality | lee know

19

Exam season was over. Great news, it's not like everyone knew what they were doing. That was totalllyyyyy the case.

It was obviously not. That can be proven by the loud wails coming from Felix and Hyunjin as their friends tried miserably to calm them down. Everyone's attention was on them, how embarrassing.

"Can you shut the fuck up?!" Han hissed, smacking Hyunjin on the arm, but that just made him cry even louder.

"This is so embarrassing," Chan muttered, his hand covering his face from the majority of the cafeteria staring at their table.

Soon Y/n came to the rescue, seeing the tragic desperation in the boys eyes. She ran over, pulling the two crying boys into a hug, patting their heads with a few coos. "It's okay babies, I'm sure you can't do worse than failing your classes."

"WHAT?!"

What type of comforting is this?

"And then you'll have to re do the year. Be looked down upon. Miss your friends as they leave college, very tragic if you ask me-"

"NO!!" Felix screamed, letting out a cute hiccup afterwards. "W-we won't."

"Won't what?"

He looked down, sniffing while pulling a serious face, though it just made him look adorable with his pout and red cheeks and nose. "We won't fail.."

Y/n smiled. "That's the spirit! Thinking that you'll fail will only lead to your doom, so why do that?"

"Because it's true," Hyunjin groaned, making Y/n smack him on the head, Hyunjin swearing that the reason he has no brain cells left is because they've all been knocked out by others.

"No negativity in this household, child."

"I'm not a child!"

"I'm NoT a cHiLd!" Y/n mimicked with a silly face, making Hyunjin pout in response. "Then stop acting like one."

"I feel attacked," Jeongin mumbled under his breath, but Y/n heard it. "You're forever a baby, so don't worry about that," she cooed.

"Not fair," Hyunjin grumbled annoyingly.

"Well be born cute rather than a handsome human god in your next life."

Hyunjin went silent, and stayed still staring at the table with a soft pout on his lips. Y/n looked around the cafeteria with a sigh, why can't people mind their own business?

"Y'all this ain't a movie, and these children have calmed down so go back to your business!"

"Where do you get that kind of confidence?" Han questioned out loud to himself.

"I'm one of a kind," she flip her hair sassily, Lino scrunching up his eyes and nose as her hair flipped right into his face.

"Ew, when did you last wash your hair?"

"I washed it yesterday morning bitch."

"Ew, you don't wash it everyday?"

"Dumbass, people who wash their hair everyday are basically asking to go bald." Half of the boys on the table subconsciously held onto their precious hair after she said that. "That's why I have such glamourous hair."

"It's dry as fuck. Not to mention frizzy."

"Not my fault for having bad genes."

"Why are y'all arguing about hair WHEN WE LITERALLY HAVE EXAMS IN TWO WEEKS!" Felix screamed. Amen to his poor voice box.

"Hey, 2 weeks are plenty," Jeongin shrugged it off.

"It'll pass in a blink of an eye and soon you'll be crying all night over your notes that you don't understand at all," Seungmin stated, matter of factly.