My mom read some of my lock-screen notifications and she thought y'all were hitting on me with cringy pick up lines.
She was so concerned.
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Late Update Reason: Pearl is at a wedding.
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Things I observed at the said wedding:
-You make a ponytail and it looks amazing, but then you turn your head to the other side, and it suddenly looks like non-biodegradable shit hanging out from a crow's mouth and you stand there like-
-That one awkward moment of eye contact you make with a distant relative when neither of you has any idea what to do.
-Staring at angry wedding guests and dissing them is the best part about a wedding.
-You. Will. Be. Extremely. Lonely.
-Unless you become best friends with the eye-contact-distant-relative.
-You will be really fucking cold.
-Indian weddings are overkill.
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Miss Bustier: Ok let's be real, is any of you straight?
Miss Bustier:
Miss Bustier: At least one of you?
Marc: *slowly raises hand*
Nathanael: *slowly lowers marc's hand*
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