The fact that I didn't notice that the previous chapter was titled 58 instead of 59 for a whole day.
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Not me pretending I actually have something to write about today.
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I just watched Silent Voice and I'm gonna go sit in a corner because that movie is fucking beautiful.
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I love my keyboard.
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Soooo
Strike Back's trailer and-
oh lord.
Let's count down the major things:
-THE ENTIRE MF TRAILER.
-Felix getting the dog miraculous because Ladybug needs someone who's not 'contaminated'?
-I don't give two flying fucks about anything, I'm calling him Doggylix.
-BUNNYPEGABUG?! PEGABUGBUNNY? RABBITHORSEBUG? BUNNIX-IS-PROBABLY-PISSED-BUT-IDC-BUG? IDK, BUT SHE LOOKS STUNNING.
and here y'all in the fandom thought it was Adrien who looked like Sailor Moon.
-the face LB and Doogylix make when they see the destruction is the face my mom makes when she leaves baby me with my babier sister for 30 minutes and returns home to find the entire place fucking flooded:
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[P.S. True story.]
-Nobody:
Felix: *casually busts into local terrorist's house in a furry outfit*
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Is Felix here to negotiate against Shadowdaddy? Why did he say that LB made a mistake? Like, is he referring to her making the mistake of giving him the miraculous? Will he ask his uncle to give him full control over himself in exchange for helping him out? Will he trade the dog miraculous for the ring controlling Adrien (since he has his own)?
My brain cells are crying.
At this point, I don't know who's side exactly he's on. If I had to say one, he's on his own side. He doesn't give a shit about the city. All he probably wants is freedom for himself. The 'I'm sorry, Ladybug' act by him (a bit earlier into the trailer) was probably an excuse for him to leave with the dog miraculous while LB was distracted.
On a more serious note,
why does he look so good with that miraculous?
-My good dude Felix really be stealing the show with what, 40 minutes of screentime out of 100+ episodes?
-Shadickmoth (IQ 1, anyone?) saying the same thing over and over again as if we haven't been hearing that for four fucking seasons:
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Dear Youtube,
Thank you for knowing in which 'Strike Back' my priorities lie.
Sincerely,
A person with no life.
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Adrien: Alright, so Chloe asked me to test come beauty products for her.
Adrien, picking up a bottle: Starting with this hairspray.
Adrien: *sprays it into his mouth*
Adrien: Right off the bat, I can tell you this one isn't good-
