I was picking out a Zoom class profile picture, and I saved the image like this:
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I feel sorry for the people who open my laptop.
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Things I thought you guys knew about me, but apparently, you didn't:
-I'm Indian.
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Me and my sister roasting wedding guests simply through eye contact without needing to speak a word is my biggest flex.
Apart from the fact that I'm ranked #1 in a discord server simply because I have no life and I type a lot.
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I love people who tolerate my bullshit.
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What normal people sing in their showers:
n o r m a l s o n g s
What Pearl sings in her shower:
ahem.
There is soap in my eyes and it won't go!
Pain in my eyes and it won't goooo!
There are tears in my eyes and they won't go!
Pain in my eyes and it wOOON'TGOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Just another day of Pearl picking good songs and ruining them. Previously, you saw Into the Unknown food version, (IQ1), and this time, you saw the completely butchered version of Spirits.
She names it:
Spirits: The Excruciating Pain of The Showers.
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Idk what I just created.
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Kim: How petty are you?
Alix: I once edited a Wikipedia page to win an argument I'm wrong about.
