Yesterday, I couldn't sleep until 3 fucking am (which SUCKED because I had to wake up at 5 again) cuz tHIS ONE LIL SHIT WON'T STOP CRYING.
I'M SOMEHOW ALIVE AFTER THAT.
I FEEL LIKE I JUST UNDERWENT THE 5 STAGES OF DESPAIR IN ONE DAY.
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We reached our 14-year-old cousin's house at 5:30, and I'll tell you this,
Seeing two tiger plushies with sunglasses on, sitting on a chair, guarding the house's front gate was not what I expected to see.
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My cousins are...
weird.
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MY GIRL LOOKS SO OFFENDED.
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me, drawing chat in a burrito:
cHATINABURRITO,PEARL,CHATINAFUCKINGBURRITO,MYHEART—
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#hatewhenyouhaveaheartattackdrawingchatinaburrito
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Currently in a wedding rn, and the kids here are aLSO A NUISANCE.
I SAW ONE KID FLIP HIS SANDAL OFF INTO THE HOT CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN AND I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
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And that says something because my tolerance is usually quite high.
I'm going to yeet a child into the gutter rn brb
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Me, an insociable dumbass, who finds the quietest and most secluded places during weddings:
Random aunties idk who, rather than sitting literally aNYWHERE ELSE, COME SIT ONE SEAT AWAY FROM ME.
IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW ANNOYING THAT PREETI IS, MIGHT AS WELL DO THAT LIKE, IN THE 1000 EMPTY SEATS IN FRONT OF ME?
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This one kid walked up to me happily and asked me how I was, how my day's been, and if I had too much trouble getting here:
Chapter 87:
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This other kid walked up to me to say, "Hi, big sis, how are you?",
I'm just sitting there like, "do i know you???"
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[over text]
Marinette: Can you call me? I can't find my phone.
Adrien: Yeah, one sec, lemme find my phone.
Marinette: Ok, I'll wait.
Adrien: I can't find it, can you call me?
Marinette: yeah one sec.
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