Ok
I admit
Kinda weird,
But what your keysmash says about you.
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Good luck telling these apart, and if you made sense of what's happening, you're a superior being.
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-AJDJFKSKOGOSLWKFISISKGIS
The classic AJ combination. This probably means you're on a phone.
You're also a newbie who just got into the keysmash culture.
-SKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSSKKDKSKSKS
This is when you start to realize that instead of wasting so much energy by moving your fingers around to type words that don't make sense,
Why not use less energy to just type two letters that don't make sense.
-ASDFGHJJL:,
You're a smart person who realizes that sliding one finger across the ASDF line on your keyboard also results in a decent keysmash.
You also own a laptop and that's where you live.
-DAGSHSRASFSWFXAD
Your right hand is busy so you slowly type out the left-sided letters to form a pathetic keysmash.
-BAHAHAHAHAJAJDJSKFKSIROSIF
You just wanted a laugh but the bahaha part got tiring so you just went 'ah fuck it' and smashed your keyboard.
-FYFYRYRRDFHFFFFFDFFFFFFFKKKBKGGGGCJJJJJJJJJJ
You slammed your head on the keyboard.
-PLEASEAJDKAKKDKSKFKAKFKD
There was supposed to be a gap between the two, but you were losing your shit while typing that and you hit 'send' too early.
-UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
that's you reading this chapter.
-JFJFJGIDIFWI+#(%(@(67348HSJAKKKFOFODKWOOFOWOGOKDNEJFJSIEOKDWOOFKDKAKFIEIFOWKFKOSOSIGIEgiejrgjwifIWIIEIWIRI828%8#$7IAIEJDJ+@FJSKFKAKDKSKRIC+#+47tskfksofiJSJRIWIEII-JAKKDOAIFUEUJXJKkshgwj62($-:"(@-VWBB;JAKAIOAOALQLFJFJFJGIDIFWI+#(%(@(67348HSJAKKKFOFODKWOOFZNMXOWOXJJFKSKA62838GOKDNEJFJSIEOKDWOOFKDKAKFIEIFOW@+(@(@USJDKFKOSOSIGIEgiejrgjwifIWIIEIWIRI828%8$7IAIEJDJ+@FJSKFKJAJJAAKDKSKRICAJKAKA+#+47tskfksofiJSJRIWIEII-JAKFKKFKSKDKDOAIFUEUJXJKkshgwj62($(@@KSAKKSKAKDKFKSKKSDVWBB;JAKAIOAOALQLF
You've uh-
Certainly been through a lot huh-
-HSHSHDJSNGNKSKFKS
You're excited.
-173891%++*!#!"!81847+#929
You're high.
-CKDKKCKSKCKZKDK
You're a psychopath.
No normal human keysmashes like that.
seriously, nobody keysmashes with a C-K-D combination.
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Read this far?
Now go back, turn the text to speech thingy on, and let the wattpad voice feature read this.
I bet you anything it'll be worth it.
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How normal people search:
Fix Android is restarting.
How my sister just searched:
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Ladybug: I'll park the car, go grab us a table.
Chat: oKIE
*a few minutes later*
Queen Bee: *runs out screaming*
Rena, running out with a table: sTART THE CAR!
Chat, holding 4 chairs: WE BROUGHT CHAIRS TOO-
Ladybug: wHAT-
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I tried the above quote with the civilian group too, but it just wasn't chaotic enough. Somehow, when you switch them with their superhero selves, tHE ENERGY JUST SPELLS CHAOS AND MASS DESTRUCTION.
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