tfw you're driving and you're really trying to hold that fart in but the speed breakers are not helping and god is clearly not on your side.
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Now, I don't think I'm qualified enough to be a motivational speaker, nor am I a professional in this thing, but I've seen lots of people go through very hard times lately, and I just really wanted to say this for whoever needs to hear it:
poo poo pee pee.
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The other day we went to the beach with a cousin (she's 5) and she ran over to me very excitedly, saying "Look! Look! I found seashells!"
those were not sea shells.
those were pistachio shells.
eaten pistachio shells.
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Poor kid.
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You ever just sit and wonder how fucking powerful infinite duct tape would be?
Like.
If I ever had the choice to be a superhero and choose my powers, I'm choosing this.
Sure, flying is impressive, but CAN you duct tape the fridge to safeguard your chocolates?
CAN YOU???
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Katsuki mf Bakugo won in the mha popularity pole again.
consecutively.
since the last 7 years.
with a huge margin.
someone get this fandom a fucking medal because goddAMN, THE SIMPS ARE DEDICATED.
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