I feel for the child.
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Also,
I missed my bby Kagami yesterday.
Kagami's an avid weeb writer.
She likes writing crossovers.*
Ladybug: carries the child in a kangaroo bag/baby carrier she made herself, or uses the one her mom used to carry her in.
Chat Noir: Holds the child in his hand, takes more care of it than himself, touches it like the child's the most precious thing on earth, and cradles it.
Rena Rouge: Holds the child in a plastic bag.
Carapace: sits the child on his shield and carries it around like a basket.
Queen Bee: the baby refuses to be held by her.
And she's perfectly fine with it.
Viperion: *stares at it*
Viperion: I already hold together this mentally unstable team with the emotional sanity of a 2-year-old.
Viperion: take your baby back, sir, I got shit to do.
Ryuko: "What's a baby. I've never seen a baby."
Bunnix:
P.S. for the safety of your child, do NOT let Alix get her hands on it.
King Monkey: always sits kids on his shoulders. He keeps the baby laughing the whole time. He's a child magnet.
Pegasus: "According to my calculations, the best and most comfortable angle for the child should be—"
"Just fucking hold it for one chapter dammit."
*child gets yeeted at his face*
Purple Tigress: *picks up the baby like it's a cat*
Pigella: she once dropped one of Carapace's baby turtles.
she's banned from holding all sorts of infants.
The turtle is fine tho, it fell on a cushion.
Minatoraux + Polymouse: Ivan refuses to hold a baby because he feels he might scare it away, so Mylene sits with him when it's his turn to reassure him.
Miss Hound: would rather hold a dog.
Caprikid: holds the baby like he holds a busted bag of groceries.
Courage Bold: also holds the baby like he holds a busted bag of groceries but he's also rushing to go pee.
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Miss Bustier: I'm having salad for dinner.
Miss Bustier: Well, fruit salad.
Miss Bustier: Actually, it's mostly grapes.
Miss Bustier: Okay, it's all grapes.
Miss Bustier: Fermented grapes.
Miss Bustier:
Miss Bustier: It's wine.
Miss Bustier: I'm having wine for dinner.
*
How she copes when her whole class suddenly needs to go to the bathroom when an akuma strikes:
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Since I don't have anything special planned for tomorrow, (big sad), I'm doing continuous long updates :)
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Miraculous Incorrect Quotes 2
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