So we're visiting my gramma's, and since she lives in a rural area, there's a lot of animals around.
I stepped into my bathroom to take a shit and a mf rat was sitting there and I just don't feel like shitting anymore.
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Also, our toothpaste was an ayurvedic mixture of idk what, but now my mouth smells like a swollen toad?
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Find someone who looks at you the way Marinette looks at Marinette.
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Adrien in Reflekdoll after he finds Plagg again: I'm sorry, Plagg, I promise you, I'll never let go of the cat miraculous again.
Desperda, literally one episode later:
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Imagine trying to go to the park and enjoy a walk and then this guy shows up:
wait sorry wrong hawkmoth-
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Me at 3 am, trying to calculate how many hours of sleep I'm gonna get if I watch one more episode:
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I'm a baby's girl (you have a ladies' man, now have a baby's girl), and SOME children like me a lot, and this one cousin who usually clings to me a lot just ignored me
and my petty ass ain't gonna let this slide.
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It's funny how Thomas is the name of the creator too.
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[Just another day in my Chef Chat AU]:
Chat: So today I'll show you how to make a delicious meal with just one ingredient!
Chat: a phone!
Chat, dialing the pizza place: I'll have a hawaiian, please.
Chat: And with extra pineapple.
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If you don't remember the Chef Chat AU, come see me at my office.
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