FUCK I HAD TO UPDATE.
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I KEEP FORGETTING THAT I'M NO LONGER ON A HIATUS.
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It seems my brain keeps forgetting too because I can't seem to come up with shit today :')
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GLOOB ANNOUNCED MLB S5 MIGHT COME OUT ON MAY 6TH??? IDK, I REMEMBER READING THAT SOMEWHERE, IS IT TRUE?
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS.
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Life lessons with M'lazy:
Never sneeze while eating carrots.
Actually, never sneeze while eating anything at all.
At first, it might seem like a harmless bite.
Then you chew it slightly, relishing the taste.
But then,
you feel it.
That nasty, ghastly, oh-so-wrongly-timed feeling of-
the sneeze.
AND THEN,
YOU REALIZE IT'S TOO LATE
It's already crawling up your throat, quickly, mercilessly.
and then by the time you so much as even think of spitting the food out,
it comes.
and tHEN, ALL THE SMALL HALF-CHEWED PIECES GO NARNIA AROUND YOUR MOUTH AND YOU JUST FEEL LIKE A FUCKING TORNADO HIT YOUR MOUTH BUT SOMETHING WORSE DID.
and that's called:
the sneeze.
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where the fuck was I even going with this.
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Marinette: *hugs Kagami after a bad day*
Marinette: It's gonna be alright, Kagami,
Kagami:
Kagami: why are you squeezing me with your body?
Marinette:
Marinette: It's a hug, Kagami.
Marinette: I'm hugging you.
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