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I wanted to do Actor AU today, but I don't think I have enough time :'3

I promise I'll do it tomorrow if I can?

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I'm getting a new phone so yE.

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So we were playing monopoly, and now, my sister has a rat?

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Pearl's weird af cousins: Monopoly edition.

-Yesterday, we were playing monopoly. 

and now I don't have a brother anymore. He's dead.

-nah I'm just kidding, but monopoly destroys relationships I'll tell you.

-Me, my cousin brother, his blood-related sister who is my cousin sister, and my blood-related sister were playing monopoly, and three turns in, and my brother already was 13 Millions in debt.

-Why? Because everytime he landed on a property, literally one turn ahead, someone already bought it. 

And most of the time it was my sister. And she's the type to buy a property and always erect a hotel on it. So that basically triples the rent. Poor kid ended up on all her properties.

-we're playing it rn as we speak as well, and it was my cousin sis's opening turn, and she just dropped the dice down the side of the bed so gREAT START, PEOPLE.

-...playing last on the board has the most disadvantage. I had to pay about 5.4M just ONE CHANCE AGO, AND NOW I HAVE TO PAY 6M AGAIN.

-1 hour later, and my throat hurts from screaming fOR BEING THE ONE SANE PERSON STOPPING EVERYONE FROM GETTING INTO FIGHTS-

-3 hours later, we finished the game, and I lost with 53.7M in debt.

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sO FUCKING MUCH FOR BEING THE PEACEMAKER.

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Adrien: One time, I kicked a rock thinking it was a bowling ball.

Marinette:

Marinette: Why would you kick a bowling ball-?

Adrien: Oh, I didn't.

Adrien: I kicked a rock.

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