Me simply trying to watch anime peacefully on illegal sites.
The illegal sites:
-You've got a virus😥😥 Download 🔒HawkMothIsABitch Antivirus🔒 to protect your phone!🛡
-🎇Congratulations🎇! You just 🎉won🎉 an 📱 IPhone📱! 🎊🎊
-Download this 🥁stupid app🥁
-🔔ACCEPT🔔 THE GODDAMN 🍪COOKIES🍪.
-Jessica😉😘🔥(2 km away) wants to fuck😩🤒😍😚🤭🤫
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The effort to fIND ALL OF THOSE ON MY DUMB ANDROID KEYBOARD.
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People who don't use sweats have such creative insults like-
"You filthy raggamuffin!"
"How dare that skunky porcupine!"
"I hope his microscopic reproductive organ dries and falls off!'
"She's such a twisted scalewhopper!"
"Those chuckleflips!"
"That sardine-smelling scallywag!"
Us "FUCKING ASSHATS!" folks could literally never.
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When you just want to write 'IKR!' and your autocorrect goes
'I think you mean IKEA.'
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My method of sorting and cleaning my phone gallery is looking at a picture of myself long enough to find it ugly and then delete it.
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If I could time travel, the first thing I'd do would go into the future to see what I wrote for chapter 45, copy it, and publish the next day because coming up with these every day is hARDER THAN LUKA FINDING LOVE.
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#poorbaby
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My good dude deserves some serious love istg.
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oH, I ALSO REMEMBERED:
Remember how I mentioned that Felix is now my favourite character?
