A few days ago someone really asked me, 'are you alive?'
Physically, yes, I'd like to think so.
But mentally, emotionally, virtually, academically, justafriendally, spiritually, and metaphorically?
no.
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Half of that doesn't make sense, I just wanted it to rhyme.
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This hot mess (emphasis on hot) will be back to regular updates starting 18th April, which is (calculate that on your own?) days from today.
yay?
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Updating mental pressure says hi.
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Have a chapter of M'lazy embarrassing herself over text on multiple occasions:
TW: extreme dumbassery, potential loss of brain cells and typos that might piss your OCD asses.
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You'd think this person writes fanfiction.
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Ok, quick story behind this, we were talking about yandere Chat, and then I went 'abshdhsjfhajsjajfjajjdjahsjahd' as I usually do
and then this person asked me what absjdjskakkfkskd meant.
they didn't know what keysmashes erre.
So I spent the next few minutes explaining it to them.
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Students going through their textbooks for the first time: oh, this shit's easy, I'll be juuuuuust fine this year, Imma ace all those tests. 100% here we gooOOOOOOO-
students one day before an exam, ft. my lovely classmates:
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One more storytime, (yes I resort to funny things I say over text when I don't have original content to write)
I was crying over Banana Fish, and my poor sweet dUMBASS BEST FRIEND DECIDED TO CHEER ME UP
HOW?
REMEMBER THAT DAME TU CASITA OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT SHIT FROM 2018?
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and people think i'm the insane one smh.
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Fuck I don't have an iq-
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Five hours later, yes I got sidetracked, I have an incorrect quote.
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Chat: Rise and shine, teammates! The sun is up!
Queen Bee: the fuck you want me to do? Photosynthesize?
