How I behave when someone who hasn't talked to me for a while now responds:
oML YOU'RE ALIVE I MISSED YOU I THOUGHT SATAN RIPPED YOUR SOUL OFF OR SMN—
"girl, we talked 4 minutes ago."
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Signs that exams affect kids' mental health:
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My head when I can't write chapters atm because I need to study: holy shit, an enemies to lovers troupe, with the two having to fight together?! And what about a soft childhood friends to lovers slow burn?! Fuuuuuuuuuck this would be such a good book—
My brain when I'm writing a chapter: why is bird called a bird.
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I hope being aware of the fact that I am writing this chapter while choking on popcorns because I tried to eat them with whipped cream makes you mildly concerned.
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Another day of my beat friend praying to god for my sanity:
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Chloe, sarcastically: Well, aren't you all sugar and spic and everything nice.
Lila: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything uh—
Chloe: No, no, go on.
Chloe: I dare you to find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense.
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Me thinking up different fandoms I am in to search their incorrect quotes:
