I love how every day I stare at this blank, black screen, thinking,
"What should I bs about today?"
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The other day, my mom cut up a papaya in half, and it looked like this:
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Nature sure is amazing.
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Oh, by the way, I hate papayas with every core of my existence.
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Give me your favourite character form MLB, and one headcanon about them you made up.
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We've all had this with someone:
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The enemies to lovers, slow urn troupe explained in one manga panel:
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I'm doing this again because I like to torture myself.
Whatever the first person who comments here writes, I'll do that tomorrow.
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Please be decent.
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[At the Vet]
Vet Doctor: good morning, how may I help you?
Marinette: my hamster is kinda sick-
Marinette: *gasps*
Doc: Is there a problem, ma'am?
Marinette: I-
Marinette: oh my God.
Marinette: I forgot my hamster.
Doc:
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