Wei Ying- hey, can i borrow 2000 dollars for an escape room? Xie Lian and Shen Qingqiu are with me :)
*Lan Zhan sent Wei Ying $2000*
Wei Ying- thank you Lan Zhan ;)
Simp King- what kind of escape room needs 2000 dollars?
Wei Ying- jail
Bingpup- WHAT?! IS SHIZUN OKAY WHAT DID YOU DO
Simp King- you better not have dragged Gege into anything stupid
Lan Zhan- Wei Ying you should avoid doing crimes
Wei Ying- how do you know it wasn't me that got dragged into Xie Lian and Shen Qingqiu's stupid ideas?
Simp king- it's you
Wei Ying- valid, Lan Zhan I got my license revoked can you pick us up?
Lan Zhan- 👍
Wei Ying- thank you ❤️❤️❤️
Bingpup- what did you do?
Wei Ying- okay, so me, Shen-Xiong, and Xie-Xiong all got in the car and planned to go grocery shopping. What ended up happening was all of us are broke again the moment but we wanted to make you guys chicken tonight. So we stole raw chicken and ran out and I got in the drivers seat and sped down the road. I may or may not have hit a few pedestrians, signs, and cars. They shouldn't have been in my way. We lead the cops on a two hour chase before I accidentally ran the car off a cliff. We somehow survived. Then we got arrested, but it was fun so I don't really regret it.
Simp king- wtf, you're dead Wei Ying
Luo Binghe- SHIZUN
Wei Ying- ya, it was crazy. We almost explodes
Lan Zhan- Wei Ying you should be more careful. If you ever need help not getting caught you can go to me
Wei Wuxian- thank you Lan Zhan 🥰
Simp king- I'm surprised you only got 2000 dollars in bail, I thought they would hold you in jail for a while
SHENanigans- he was so annoying they wanted him gone
Simp king - makes sense
Bingpup- SHIZUN
SHENanigans- hello Binghe
Bingpup- I was so worried Shizun! Are you okay?
SHENanigans- yes. I only have internal bleeding and a concussion
Bingpup- WHAT
Wei Ying- oh ya I forgot to mention that whoops
Simp king- does Gege have his phone back?
Wei Ying- no, a bear ate it
Simp king- what
Wei Ying- ya, he was about to text you guys before the police got us but a bear came and snatched his phone out of his hand before eating it.
Simp king- ...
SHENanigans- dog
Wei Ying- Shen-Xiong is your concussion better yet?
SHENanigans- E
Wei Ying- okay
A/n- and then they got back to their husbands and cuddled. I decided to do a modern AU since I've never done one with MXTX. I've been thinking of occupations for the characters, would HC, LBH, and WWX secretly own a mafia or be CEO's? Let me know what you guys would prefer!
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MXTX group chat
FanfictionMXTX AU where they have phones and they all have a group chat, there are multiple group chats sometimes. SQQ, XL, and WWX are best buds. It's modern now ~cover photo not mine~ #2 in svsss 2-23-22 #14 in WangXian 12/16/22 #2 in BingQiu #1 in Bingqiu...
