A/n- I have not read the novels to thousand autumns or faraway wanderers yet because idk where to read them, so I'll be basing their personality's off of what I saw in the shows. I will add 2HA after I'm finished with the novel, I think I'm almost finished :)
*Wei Wuxian created a group chat*
*Wei Wuxian added 5 others*
*Wei Wuxian changed the chat name to 'The Yiling patriarch is hot'*
Shen Qingqiu- another chat?
Wei Wuxian- yep! But I made some new friends I want to introduce you guys to :)
Xie Lian- I'm excited!
Wei Wuxian- be nice, I'm also adding their boyfriends
*Wei Wuxian added 4 others*
Shen Qiao- hello Wei-Xiong
Wei Wuxian- guys this is Shen Qiao! He is also a teacher like you Shen—Xiong... WAIT THERE ARE NOW TWO SHEN'S WHO ARE TEACHERS
Yan Wushi- A-Qiao who is this?
Shen Qiao- this is Wei-Xiong, he almost hit me with his car. He apologized and we became friends
Hua Cheng- he's not even supposed to be driving
Wei Wuxian- it was an emergency and Lan Zhan wasn't there to drive me!
Lan Zhan- I apologize Wei Ying
Wei Wuxian- it's not your fault Lan Zhan :)
Yan Wushi- wtf, why am I just learning about this A-Qiao?
Shen Qiao- I forgot to mention it, I apologize
Wen Kexxing- Hey Wei-Xiong!
Wei Wuxian- HI I NOW HAVE TWO WEN BEST FRIENDS AND TWO SHEN BEST FRIENDS
Zhou Zishu- why was I added in this?
Wen Kexxing- hey A-Xu ❤️
Zhou Zishu- hi Lao-Wen
Xie Lian- hello new people
Shen Qiao- hello
Luo Binghe- Shizun can I leave this chat?
Shen Qingqiu- no
Zhou Zishu- Shen Qingqiu and Shen Qiao are teachers? I'm also a teacher
Shen Qingqiu- that's cool, I teach literature and language arts
Shen Qiao- I teach world history
Zhou Zishu- I teach science
Wen Kexxing- I'm a professional artist, not to brag or anything
Yan Wushi- I'm the CEO of the company Huanyue
Luo Binghe- I own my own restaurant franchise, so I win
Shen Qingqiu- Binghe this wasn't a competition
Yan Wushi- yes it was
Wei Wuxian- since I now have two Shen best friends, it's going to be confusing when I say Shen-Xiong.
Hua Cheng- have them fight to the death for the name. Whoever makes it out alive keeps the name the other one dies
Yan Wushi- no
Luo Binghe- no
Wei Wuxian- Anyways, I'm going to change everyone's name :)
*Wei Wuxian changed everyone's name*
Nailed it- creative?
Self destruction 100- I can't even be mad at this name it's kinda funny
Oh to see without my eyes- I think it's a bit... humorous
Old man- I'm not that old
Ghosted- Gege what is your name?
Looking sharp today- thank you for the compliment Wei-Xiong
I've fallen and I can't get up- no problem Xie-Xiong!
Bella Swan- Shizun do you like my name?
Self destruction 100- sure
Furnace- nice???
Lan Zhan❤️❤️❤️- you are very good at naming Wei Ying.
I've fallen and I can't get up- thank you Lan Zhan!
Ghosted- some of your names don't make sense
I've fallen and I can't get up- hehe what can I say I'm just that awesome
Self destruction 100- ok
Looking sharp today- Wen Kexxing, you mentioned that you are an artist? San Lang paints and sculpts in his free time.
Ghosted-
Furnace- I also can draw nudes
Bella Swan- what about male pregnancy?
Furnace- yep
Bella Swan- how much if I give you a picture of the one I want you to draw pregnant?
Furnace- $200
Bella Swan- deal
Self destruction 100- what the fuck
A/n- if anyone has any questions about names feel free to ask!
Now... how should I torture them?
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MXTX group chat
FanfictionMXTX AU where they have phones and they all have a group chat, there are multiple group chats sometimes. SQQ, XL, and WWX are best buds. It's modern now ~cover photo not mine~ #2 in svsss 2-23-22 #14 in WangXian 12/16/22 #2 in BingQiu #1 in Bingqiu...
