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Roadtrip :) (part 1)

You see, Shen Qingqiu has grown extremely tired. His job has worn him down lately. For example, yesterday during chemistry class all of the Bai Zhan home room students decided to challenge each other by seeing how many chemicals they could drink.

It was not a fun day for Mu Qingfang either.

However, when Shen Qingqiu stepped through the door of his and Luo Binghe's shared apartment, a bag was placed over his head and he was dragged away.

He's used to being kidnapped so he just let it happen.

After being thrown into what he can only guess is a car, the bag gets ripped off his head. And the first face he sees is Wei Wuxian.

"What the fuck?" Shen Qingqiu glared at Wei Wuxian. He also notices Xie Lian, Shang Qinghua, Shi Qingxuan, Lan Xichen, Wen Kexxing, and Shen Qiao. They also all appeared to be on a party bus.

"Hey Shen-Xiong! We kidnapped you and are taking you on a road trip!" Wei Wuxian smiled.

"Who is we?" Shen Qingqiu asked, trying not to slap that stupid smile off Wei Wuxians face.

"Me and Wen Xiong! Everyone seemed stressed so we robbed a bank and used the money for an awesome road trip for all of our favorite people!" Wei Wuxian explained. Shen Qingqiu blinked at him.

"Our boyfriends are going to kill you." Shen Qingqiu sighed, he isn't surprised that Wei Wuxian would do this.

"They won't, my Lan Zhan will protect me!" Wei Wuxian claims, very confidently.

"Ah, Wei Xiong where exactly are we going?" Xie Lian asked.

"That is an excellent question my darling Xie-Xiong, we are going to go get some sexy outfits and then we are going to random places we feel like going to!" Wei Wuxian answered.

"This might give me writing inspiration at least," Shang Qinghua mumbled. "How long will we be gone?" Shang Qinghua asks.

"Who knows! But we're gonna have a hell of a fun time!" Wei Wuxian cheered.

"I need to next Binghe then, he will be worried." Shen Qingqiu sighs, accepting his fate. He pulls his phone out of his pocket but Wei Wuxian grabs it and chucks it out the bus window.

"What the fuck?" Shen Qingqiu gasps.

"No boyfriends! You know how they get, if they find out where they are they will want to join and then it will become a couples road trip and not a friends road trip," Wei Wuxian explains.

Shen Qingqiu is speechless. And he knows that Xie Lian doesn't know whether to laugh or cry. If Shen Qingqiu guesses correctly, Xie Lian is leaning closer to crying than laughing.

"Okay let's get on the move now! We still have to pick up Shi Qingxuan!" Wei Wuxian says. "Floor it Wen-Xiong!"

The bus then lurches forward and speeds off.

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A few hours later, Luo Binghe walks into the apartment. One thing he immediately noticed was that Shizun wasn't here! Normally Shizun would be back by this time, so Luo Binghe starts looking. Maybe his Shizun is just busy and didn't come to greet him?

Then worry struck him, what if it's another Mantou incident?! That would be bad, it was the most terrified Luo Binghe has ever been!

He quickly ran into the office space where Shen Qingqiu usually works. Thankfully it is not another Mantou incident but unfortunately Shen Qingqiu isn't there. He might be out with Shang Qinghua but Shizun would have texted him. That's when he sees it, a note!It was a sticky note stuck to his Shizun's laptop.

The note reads:

"We took him =)"

Luo Binghe's face darkens, someone kidnapped his Shizun! He picks up his phone and goes to a group chat.

*in the 'I am in misery' group chat*

Anakin Skywalker- Guys someone took Shizun!

Po- go cry yourself a river someone took my Gege too and that more important than your Shizun

Anakin Skywalker- how dare you?!

Sonny- Someone took Wei Ying as well. They left a note saying "I'm going to kidnap the others"

Sweeney Todd- if you dumbasses got my A-Qiao involved in your weird shit I will obliterate you

Po- stfu

Sweeney Todd- bitch

Elsa- Shang Qinghua is missing as well. Maybe he got run over

Anakin Skywalker- that would make Shizun upset. Hopefully not for Shizun's sake

Loki- will you all kindly shut the fuck up im trying to feed my fish

Anakin Skywalker- is Shi Qingxuan with you?

Loki- idk, they left this morning and haven't come back. It's normally for them though to go to parties late at night

Po- all of our boyfriends have been kidnapped

Sonny- hold on, I am getting texts from Zhou Zishu and Jiang Cheng

*Sonny added 2 people*

*Po changed the names of two people*

Yzma- where tf is Lan Xichen?!

Sonny- I do not know, Wei Ying is missing too

Yzma- You're saying that like it's a bad thing

Sonny- ...

Mr.Migorium- Lao Wen is also missing

Anakin Skywalker- our boyfriends were a victim to kidnapping!

Po- someone would have to be a fool to kidnap Gege

Sonny- we should get them back

Sweeney Todd- ya, no shit

Elsa- I have a big truck prepared just in case this happened one day

Sweeney Todd- they say big trucks make up for small ducks

Sweeney Todd- I mean dicks, fuck auto correct

Elsa- okay.

Anakin Skywalker- everyone to Mobei-Juns house!

Loki- I'll be there after I'm done feeding my fish

To be continued...

A/n- finished this sooner than I thought lmao. I'm excited to see where I go with the whole road trip thing :p

But ya, I'm bored so I might get some chapters out for some other fics if I can, I think I'll finish writing my HuaLian Song of Achilles AU today. I have to go see the counselor on Monday to report this boy who won't leave me alone because now he is harassing my friends. It's not like I straight up blocked him without telling him not to contact me, I told him I wasn't comfortable contacting him but he still tries. Sorry for the rant I'm just stressed out

But anyways, here is the name key:

Luo Binghe- Anakin Skywalker(Star Wars)

Hua Cheng- Po (Teletubbies)

Lan Wangji- Sonny (I,Robot)

Yan Wushi- Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd)

Mobei-Jun- Elsa (Frozen)

He Xuan- Loki(Marvel)

Jiang Cheng- Yzma(emperors new groove)

Zhao Zishu- Mr.Migorium(Mr.Migorium's wonder emporium)

Lol if you need me to explain the reason behind any names let me know :)