Dog days

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Group chat names:

WWX- Flute go twoot

LWJ- Wei Ying wrangler

XL- Human pincushion

HC- Gege fetish

SQQ- Jumping out a window dni

LBH- Horny and sad

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*Jin Ling added himself to the group chat*

*Jin Ling added fairy to the group chat*

Flute go twoot- you know you're spoiler when your dog has a fucking phone

Jumping out a window dni- who let the toddler in the chat

Flute go twoot- ya how tf did you get in this chat

Jin Ling- added my self, duh

*flute go twoot changed Jin Ling's name to Princess*

Princess- I wish you stayed dead

Flute go twoot- same

Gege fetish- I can arrange that

Wei Ying wrangler- no

Human pincushion- why is your nephew here Wei-Xiong?

Flute go twoot- what can I say he's fatherless

Princess- oh

Jumping out a window dni- you are so wrong for that...

Human pincushion- Wei-Xiong...

Horny and sad- you can have my father, he's free

Flute go twoot- hey no fair why does he get your father

Jumping out a window dni- fr I feel betrayed rn

Horny and sad- Shizun?!

Human pincushion- I thought we were friends Luo-Xiong... I can't believe you didn't give ur father to me 😕

Horny and sad- just bc you don't have a dad doesn't mean you can come for mine 🤗

Gege fetish- at least Gege didn't get abandoned by two different mothers

Horny and sad- at least I'm a lovable orphan

Gege fetish- at least my husband actually caught me when I fell

Princess- can you simps stfu

Princess- I also don't want your father

Jumping out a window dni- I'll take him

Flute go twoot- back tf off whore

Wei Ying wrangler- Wei Ying will get Luo Binghe's father

Flute go twoot- ty Lan Zhan ily❤️

Flute go twoot- I have the perfect cage to keep him in 🤩

Wei Ying wrangler- Mn

Fairy- you are all so fucking annoying

Flute go twoot- get the dog out of here

Fairy- get the twink out of here

Flute go twoot- hey-

Fairy- twink

Flute go twoot- shut up

Fairy- twink

Flute go twoot- will you-

Fairy- twink

Flute go twoot- Lan Zhan-

*fairy removed Lan Zhan from the chat*

Flute go twoot- Lan Zhan!

Fairy- you don't deserve rights bc you're a twink

Flute go twoot- I will snap your neck

Human pincushion- ...

Jumping out a window dni- sir, that's a dog

Flute go twoot- idc

Human pincushion- Wei-Xiong...

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Fairy- twink

Flute go twoot- KILL YOURSELF

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A/n- I don't know what this is but it's certainly something

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