MXTX AU where they have phones and they all have a group chat, there are multiple group chats sometimes. SQQ, XL, and WWX are best buds. It's modern now
~cover photo not mine~
#2 in svsss 2-23-22
#14 in WangXian 12/16/22
#2 in BingQiu
#1 in Bingqiu...
Key for names cuz even I had trouble remembering them:
Shen Yuan's future husband: Luo Binghe
Shen Yuan's fan- Liu Qingge
Shen Yuan's half eaten yogurt- Zhuzhi Lang
Shen Yuan's bath water- Mu Qingfang
#1 YuanLang shipper - Tianlang
Shen Yuan's right shoe- Gongyi Xiao
———- *in the "Shen Yuan fan club" group chat*
Shen Yuan's future husband- and that's how I almost swallowed a spoon!
Shen Yuan's fan- dumbass
Shen Yuan's future husband- say that to my face I'll beat you up
Shen Yuan's bath water- let's not beat people up you've already been in the infirmary 8 time sin the past three days
#1 YuanLang shipper- Liu Qingge I'll gladly help you kill my son.
Shen Yuan's fan- I will message you about your offer later
#1 YuanLang shipper- pleasure doing business with you.
Shen Yuan's future husband- I-
*Shen Yuan added Shen Yuan to the chat*
Shen Yuan-...
Shen Yuan's future husband-...
Shen Yuan's fan-...
Shen Yuans bath water- ...
Shen Yuans half eaten yogurt- ...
#1 YuanLang shipper-...
Shen Yuans right shoe-...
Shen Yuan- Wtf
Shen yuans future husband- Shizun! I can explain!
Shen Yuan- I'm getting a restraining order
*shen Yuan left that chat*
Shen Yuans future husband- SHIZUN
*Shen Yuan added Shen Yuan*
*Shen Yuan changed his name*
Shen Jiu- scared you guys there didn't I?
Shen Yuans future husband- Wtf!
Shen Yuans fan- oh it's you
Shen Jiu- idk what cult this is and I don't want to know I need your guys help
*Shen Jiu added Yue Qingyuan*
Yue Qingyuan- Xiao-Jiu what's this?
Shen Jiu- stfu
Yue Qingyuan- oh
Shen Yuan's bath water- what do you need help with?
Shen Jiu- I'm surprised The beast let you guys keep your names
Shen yuans fan- we were deciding names and we let him have his name in exchange for keeping our names
Shen Jiu- when?
Shen Yuans fan- well about two years ago
Shen Jiu- when did I ask? I need your help because my brother recently had quite an eventful road trip all because of some guy called Wei Wuxian. So I'm planning Wei Wuxians murder
Shen Yuans future husband- IM IN
Shen Yuans right shoe- finally
Yue Qingyuan- Xiao-Jiu
Shen Jiu- literally stfu before I kill you too
Shen Yuans half eaten yogurt- how will we kill Wei Wuxian? I don't think Lan Wangji would let that happen
Shen Jiu- you're right, which is why we will kill Lan Wangji too
Shen Yuans half eaten yogurt- is killing two people really the best idea?
#1 YuanLang shipper- if you kill Shen Yuans friends you can skip in and comfort him after Zhuzhi Lang. Just make sure to cover your face or else you'll scare him away
Shen Yuans husband- you're not allowed to go anywhere near Shizun!
#1 YuanLang shipper- Luo Binghe you're the reason why I left to go get milk all those years ago
Shen yuans bath water- I have poison at my disposal maybe we could poison Wei Wuxian?
Shen Yuans fan- or beat him up
Shen Jiu- idc how you do it just kill the twink
*Shen Jiu left the chat*
#1 YuanLang shipper- you see Zhuzhi Lang, that's what you call a monster in law. You should remember this because when you marry Shen Yuan you will have to put up with his twins bitchy attitude
Shen yuans half eaten yogurt- thank you for the advice Junshang!
Shen Yuans future husband- NOONE BUT ME IS MARRYING SHIZUN STFU
Yue Qingyuan- should I still be here...?
Shen Yuans fan- are you interested in joining the fan club?
Yue Qingyuan- no?
*Shen Yuans fan removed Yue Qingyuan*
Shen Yuans bath water- okay! Let's continue on with our plan friends
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*2 days later in the group chat with the MXTX couples*
Wei Ying- lmao guess what I'm in the hospital
#1 Mantou fan- oh my god are you okay?!
Wei Ying- ya, someone poisoned my alcohol hehehe
Bingpup- wait you're still alive?
Wei Ying- as if anyone could ever kill me
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*in the Shen Yuan fan club group chat*
Shen yuans future husband- he's still alive, we failed
A/n- chapter inspired by this comment on Ao3:
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