MXTX group chat

That time when people joined

*in the yiling patriarch fan club group chat*

#1 Mantou fan- and that's how I almost ate a bear

Wei Ying- so cool!

Bingpup- wow

Simp king- Gege you are so interesting

SHENanigans- one day you're going to get hurt Xie-Xiong

*three people joined the group chat*

Jin Guangyao- hi

Wei Ying- ew wtf is that

Tianlang-jun- hello Shen Qingqiu, hello my broken condom problem

Bingpup- how tf did you get in?

Bai Wuxian- hi XianLe

#1 Mantou fan- fuck off

SHENanigans- how are people breaking into our group chat? And did Xie Lian just cuss?

Lan Zhan- I do not know

Simp king- Gege should cuss more it's hot

Jin Guangyao- the three of us just got here and everyone is so rude

Tianlang-jun- oh right, I almost forgot to add my nephew whoops haha

*Tianlang-jun added one person*

Zhuzhi-lang- hi uncle, why am I here?

Tianlang-jun- because I wanted to add you, Shen Qingqiu is here say hi

Zhuzhi-lang- hello Shen Qingqiu

SHENanigans- hello

Wei Ying- this is so awkward

Bai Wuxian- I agree

Simp king- shut your clown-looking ass up

*4 peoples usernames were changed by Wei Ying*

Daddy?- Hey my poor excuse for a son, did you know your mother used to call me by this name.

Bingpup- I could've gone my whole life without knowing that. Shizun can I disown my father now?

SHENanigans- be nice Binghe

One hand McGee- my name doesn't make sense Wei Wuxian, this shows how stupid you are

Wei Ying- At least I still have two hands bitch

Lan Zhan- you are not stupid either Wei Ying

Wei Ying- thank you Lan Zhan ❤️❤️❤️

Lan Zhan- ❤️❤️❤️

Bitch no face- you should be better at naming and maybe people would like you more Wei Wuxian

#1 Mantou fan- shut the fuck up you're just an old man who is so ugly you wear a mask just to keep people from running away at the sight of you. Your balls are probably sagging and your teeth are falling out you look like a mole rat.

Simp king- you're so amazing Gege🥰

SHENanigans- this is a new side to Xie Lian?????!!!!!

Bitch no face- you're one to talk XianLe you're probably the oldest out of everyone here. You're just pressed because I aged better than you. If I look like a mole rat you look like a blob fish don't come at me

Simp king- no you didn't you fucking loser. If you think you look better than Gege you should go get your eyes checked you senile fucker.

Bitch- you're saying I can't see when you only have one eye?

#1 Mantou fan- San Lang looks better with one eye than you do with both eyes stfu

SHENanigans- so we are just gonna watch them argue?

Wei Ying- it's entertaining

Lan Zhan- Mn

Bingpup- would Shizun like tea? :)

SHENanigans- sure

Daddy?- oh yes Shen Qingqiu, I pretty sure you met my nephew Zhuzhi-lang a few times right?

SHENanigans- yes I have

Daddy?- You see, Zhuzhi-lang is very loyal and hard working. Sure he is ugly and repulsive but it's the inside that counts. If looks matter that's much, he can wear a bag over his head

Sssss- uncle-

Daddy?- now I don't know how stable your relationship with the mistake is, but Zhuzhi-lang is single and a very reliable man if you would give him a chance

Sssss- uncle no-

Bingpup- NO

Daddy?- Shen Qingqiu , since I am your future uncle in law I have some funny things I thought might interest you

Bingpup- no fuck you

Daddy- I'm not talking to you, failed abortion. But Shen Qingqiu these are some funny little things I found on Facebook for you!

One hand McGee- well this went nowhere the way I wanted it to go

Wei Ying- love how no one asked for your input

One hand McGee- love how no one asked for your comment

Lan Zhan- love how no one asked for you to be here

One hand McGee- love how no one cares

Wei Ying- love how your dad doesn't love you

A/n- I am procrastinating on the squid game chapter lol, so I made this cuz I had inspiration, I'm thinking of doing a chapter for each individual book with the main cast of that book. If you want more of the villains (or Tianlang-Jun being a father in law) let me know :)

Thank you for all the comments! They make my day :D