WWX- Flute go twoot
LWJ- Wei Ying wrangler
XL- Human pincushion
HC- Gege fetish
SQQ- Jumping out a window dni
LBH- Horny and sad
ZZS- Done with this shit
WKX- Elsa Stan
SQ- To see without my eyes
YWS- Sweeney Todd
MR- bark bark bitch
CWN- log cat
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For the second half:
Chu Wannings feet- Mo Ran
Chu Wannings hair crown- Zhou Zishu
Chu Wannings right eye socket- Shen Yuan
Chu Wannings left earlobe- Wen Kexing
Chu Wannings stalker- Wei Wuxian
(I feel so uncreative with some of these names 😭)
~~~~~Flute go twoot- Mo Ran of top of Chu Wanning ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🥺🥺🥺🥺😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😳😳😳😳 (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Jumping out a window dni- YOU WERE FOUL FOR THIS 💀
Log cat- Kill yourself
Bark bark bitch- I have now become a madam Yu apologist and sympathizer. I support her rights and wrongs.
Bark Bark bitch- do you have Wen Chao's number?
Wei Ying Wrangler- no
Gege fetish- I do
Flute go twoot- wait what
Gege fetish- ya, he added me to a Wei Wuxian hate group chat. It's very enjoyable
Free falling- agreed, I'm in it too
Bark bark bitch- can you add me
Gege fetish- sure
Log cat- add me too
Flute go twoot- Chu-Xiong I have your feet pics don't make me give them out for free
Log cat- what
Flute go twoot- you heard me 🙄
Log cat- fine I'll just post what I've seen on your only fans 😒
Flute go twoot- no ppl have to pay for that 😕
Log cat- like ppl don't have to pay for my feet pics 🤨
Flute go twoot- true true
Bark bark bitch- Wanning???
Wei Ying wrangler- ...
Jumping out a window dni- Chu-Xiong you're a traitor you're on Wei Wuxians only fans and not mine?!
Log cat- dw bbg I'll join yours too 😉
Jumping out a window dni- 😳
Jumping out a window dni- if things don't work out with Binghe we should get married Chu-Xiong, I'll be your wife
Free falling- SHIZUN?!
Bark bark bitch- back tf off
Jumping out a window dni- no
Flute go twoot- tbh I will also be willing to be Chu-Xiongs wife
Elsa stan- same
Done with this shit- same
Log cat- oh
*in the Chu Wanning fan club chat*
Chu Wannings stalker- The next 500 chapters of my Mafia boss!Demon!Dom!Chu Wanning x reader fanfic is posted!
Chu Wannings left earlobe- omg I'm so excited! You left us on a cliffhanger last time
Chu Wannings feet- fr does he or does he not love us?
Chu Wannings right eye socket- he does love us, isn't that obvious?! He betrayed his dad for us! You're stupid if you think he doesn't love us!
Chu Wannings hair crown- you seem to be forgetting that he shot us in chapter 1264, get it through your brain he only thinks reader is hot!
Chu Wannings feet- but he might love us!
Chu Wannings left earlobe- yes but he was looking at other girls at that party in chapter 847
Chu Wannings feet- oh shit your right
Chu Wannings right eye socket- no he was looking for potential suspects! Remember in chapter 45 when reader first meets him and he saved her from getting kidnapped
Chu Wannings hair crown- he then kidnapped reader himself the next chapter
Chu Wannings stalker- I'm glad you guys are enjoying ❤️
Chu Wannings left earlobe- please give us spoilers 😫
Chu Wannings right eye socket- yes I'm begging you
Chu Wannings stalker- nope! Maybe read the chapters... chapter 3476 has a surprise for you guys as requested 😳
Chu Wannings feet- oh? Was it what I requested?
Chu Wannings stalker- yep!
Chu Wannings feet- reading right now!
A/n- I feel like every chapter I make is proof of my declining sanity
Anyways I love Chu Wanning
(The husky pic is not mine it's something I found online that inspired this joke, I love husky's)
Thank you for reading! Comments and votes are appreciated!
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