MXTX group chat

Idk at this point

*in the Yiling patriarch is hot chat* (WWX, xl, SQQ, LWG, LBH, HC, wkx, zzs, yws, sq)

*I've fallen and I can't get up changed everyone's names*

Wei Ying- I just watched XL fall down the stairs lmao

Simp king- what?!

SHENanigans- omg you saw that too? Did you record it?

Wei Ying- no sadly, but I'm with Zhou Zishu rn I think he did

Bingpup- you're not with Wen Kexxing?

Nailed it- no, he got arrested. Also my name hasn't changed?

Wei Ying- I was uncreative

Nailed it- oh

Quit your job and join my emo band- my name is certainty something

Voice of reason- I quite like mine

Lan Wangji- hello Wei Ying

Wei Wuxian- Hi Lan Zhan :D

#1 Mantou fan- hi guys

Simp king- Gege! Are you okay? Do you need me to pick you up? Do you need anything? Send me your location I'll come get you

#1 Mantou fan- I'm fine San Lang it was only a few flights of stairs.

Voice of reason- only a few flights?

Bingpup- Wait Zhou Zishu, of Wen Kexxing is in jail how is he going to finish the art I commissioned? It's very important to me

Nailed it- He will have to go to court, but he is facing 20 years to life in prison.

Fan boy- HEYYYY GUESS WHO GOT OUT ON PROBATION

Nailed it- Am I going to pick you up?

Fan boy- nope! The police are driving me, I'm wearing a sexy ankle monitor just for you A-Xu 🥰

Nailed it- how...sweet?

Wei Ying- how romantic ❤️

Lan Zhan- would you like me to get an ankle monitor too Wei Ying

Wei Ying- wait Lan Zhan no

SHENanigans- what did you even do Wen-Xiong?

Fan boy- hehe, well I tried to rob a bank since I'm a broke artist. I got my money and accidentally kidnapped a kid named Chengling.

#1 Mantou fan- Wen-Xiong, how do you accidentally kidnap someone?

Fan boy- I don't know, I think he is stupid and followed me. Anyways I also burned the bank down. So I got charged with Robbery, Kidnapping, and Arson.

Nailed it- you kidnapped one of my students and got caught after you dumped him out of the car

Fan boy- he was annoying

Nailed it- we will talk about this when you get home. I was with Wei-Xiong but I'm on my way back

Wei Ying- oooooo Wen-Xiong you're in trouble

Fan boy- stfu

Two days later...

Wei Ying- HAHA SHEN-XIONGGGG

SHENanigans- YOU CAN STFU YOU LYING LITTLE SHIT

Wei Ying- I won't tell anyone if you give me $267

#1 Mantou fan- that's a very specific amount, what's going on

SHENanigans- bold of you to assume I have money

Bingpup- Shizun I have money do you need money

SHENanigans- I'm fine Binghe, don't give away your money

Wei Ying- well Shen-Xiong? You better give me money or I'm telling everyone

SHENanigans- if you tell anyone I will fucking kill you Wei Wuxian

Wei Ying- ooo scary, you paying up or not?

SHENanigans- I have no money

Wei Ying- lmao imagine, anyways Shen Qingqiu has an only fans

Bingpup- wait what

#1 Mantou fan- oh?

Simp king- Pfft-

SHENanigans- it's not like I'm the only one! Shang Qinghua has one too

Wei Ying- WHAT LMFAO

SHENanigans- and how did you even know I had one?

Wei Ying- well you see... I was desperate

Bingpup- Shizun what's your account name?

SHENanigans- I'm not giving it to you Binghe

Bingpup- but Shizun!

Wei Ying- PeerlessCucumber, that's all of his account names.

Bingpup- thank you Wei-Xiong :)

Wei Ying- no problem :)

SHENanigans- Wei Wuxian I will fuck your mom and give her a child she actually loves you failed abortion

Wei Ying- oh

A/n- next chapter will take a bit, so I won't be updating for at most 1-3 days or it might be out today, depends on how fast I write :)

Thank you for the comments and votes!