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Everyone's names:

WWX- Flute go twoot

LWJ- Wei Ying wrangler

XL- Big Mantou buns

HC- Gege fetish

SQQ- Jumping out a window dni

LBH- Free falling

ZZS- Done with this shit

WKX- Elsa Stan

SQ- To see without my eyes

YWS- Sweeney Todd

*in the main Group chat*

Flute go twoot- And that is how me and Lan Wangji used Bichen

Jumping out a window dni- I did not need to know that

Flute go twoot- it's the thing you didn't know you needed

Jumping out a window dni- kys

Big Mantou buns- hey guys? Did someone order 100 Elmo plushies and send it to my house?

Elsa Stan- no...I should do that to Ye Baiyi

Done with this shit- don't...just don't...

Wei Ying wrangler- Wei Ying was it you?

Flute go twoot- how rude! It wasn't me this time!

To see without my eyes- ...this time...?

Flute go twoot- stfu

Sweeney Todd- don't speak to A-Qiao like that or you'll pay

Flute go twoot- what are you gonna do, stab me 😂🦶

Sweeney Todd- then it'll be a Jiang sibling trend to get stabbed

To see without my eyes- Be nice

Flute go twoot-...bye

*flute go twoot left the chat*

*Wei Ying Wrangler left the chat*

Free falling- ...they'll be back I think

Big Mantou buns- I still don't know who sent all of these Elmo plushies...?

Gege fetish- that was me

Big Mantou buns- can I ask why...?

Gege fetish- I can relate to him on a personal level

Elsa stan- is it because you're both red?

Gege fetish- yes, but also because people we care about care about stupid useless things, like a rock. Or in my case a fucking scimitar

Big Mantou buns- E-Ming is not useless! It is a scimitar that is alive I've never seen anything like it

Gege fetish- it is trash

Big Mantou buns- I don't agree, you are being rude San Lang

Elsa stan- yessss couples fight

Gege fetish- shut the hell up

Done with this shit- hey, don't be like that

Big Mantou buns- San Lang... we can't keep all of these we have no room

Gege fetish- I'll build another house

Big Mantou buns- I'm sorry, we can keep 10?

Gege fetish- no one understands me

*Gege fetish left the chat*

Elsa stan- I hope you guys don't break up

Done with this shit- Lao Wen do not make Lian-er worry

Big Mantou buns- it's fine, he is blasting Olivia rodrigo in his room right now he should be fine in a bit... I'll let him keep 70 plushies

Sweeney Todd- Simp

To see without my eyes- Yan Wushi.

Sweeney Todd- sorry

A/n- the idea came to me, I have so much writing inspiration now that I'm not falling asleep early.

I got blood work done and it turns out I have low iron in my blood as well as low hemoglobin. So now I am taking iron pills. I guess I am learning my lesson for not eating enough meat and skipping dinner lmao

Speaking of writing inspiration, expect an update tomorrow for two of my other fics :)

I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter! I have something special planned for next chapter :D

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