As of now, about 6 cop cars are chasing them. It's unfortunate really, Shen Qingqiu isn't in the mood to get arrested. He also feels bad for Wen Kexing because he will have to go to jail for quite a while considering his criminal record.
On second thought, he did come across all the...interesting drawings that Luo Binghe asked Wen Kexing to make. So maybe locking Wen Kexing up isn't a bad idea and would be good for society.
"Don't worry guys I got this under control!" Wei Wuxian assures. Shen Qingqiu knows he most definitely does not have this under control. He looks behind him and sees a big truck, and riding in the back he sees none other than Luo Binghe, Hua Cheng, and Lan Wangji.
Forget jail, Wei Wuxian is going to fucking die.
"Hey guys-," Shen Qingqiu tries to call out but he hears a helicopter behind him.
"GUYS LOOK WE ARE ON THE NEWS!" Shi Qingxuan cheers, standing up and waving their phone around.
"Oh dear...," Xie Lian mumbles.
"Wait! Let me see!" Wen Kexing says, reaching for the phone and watching it.
"Oh god," Shang Qinghua whimpers.
"Yes?" Xie Lian says.
"Guys, we should pull over." Shen Qiao suggests. Sitting beside him is Lan Xichen who looks like he is contemplating his life decisions.
Shen Qingqiu contemplates jumping out the bus window.
"We are not pulling over, if I know anything it's how to run away from the police!" Wei Wuxian says.
"That shouldn't be something to brag about," Lan Xichen sighs, shaking his head. Wei Wuxian seems to think for a while before turning around.
"Do you guys trust me?" Wei Wuxian asks.
"No," everyone but Wen Kexing and Xie Lian, who is too nice to say no, says.
"Mean! When have I ever hurt you?" Wei Wuxian sighs.
"You kidnapped us,"
"You crashed the bus,"
"You stole one million dollars from San Lang,"
"You're about to get us arrested,"
"Okay! Okay! Geez I get it!" Wei Wuxian groans. With every passing second Shen Qingqiu eyes the window more seriously. There was a chance he wouldn't get ran over if he jumped out.
"Watch out!" Wen Kexing shouted, pointing ahead. Cops had the spikey line things that pop tires lined up ahead.
Instead of pulling over, Wei Wuxian crossed 6 lanes over and drove the bus off the side of the road.
Shen Qingqiu definitely should've jumped out that window.
Luckily, no one was harmed in the end except everyone boyfriends/husbands trying to murder Wei Wuxian while Lan Wangji protected him. It was like some sort of siege.
Luckily mostly everyone involved was rich and was able to pay for no one to go to jail...
This time at least.
A/n- I ended this like 5 chapter earlier but I don't have the energy to write 5 more chapters of Wei Wuxian tormenting people haha, I do have a lot of ideas for the group chat tho :p
I'm like half way through 2HA so maybe I'll add Mo Ran and Chu Wanning once I finish it :)
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MXTX group chat
FanfictionMXTX AU where they have phones and they all have a group chat, there are multiple group chats sometimes. SQQ, XL, and WWX are best buds. It's modern now ~cover photo not mine~ #2 in svsss 2-23-22 #14 in WangXian 12/16/22 #2 in BingQiu #1 in Bingqiu...
