Happy holidays!

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Group chat names:

Cupid- Xie Lian

Vixen- Hua Cheng

Dancer- Wei Wuxian

Comet- Lan Wangji

Dasher- Shen Qingqiu

Dunder - Luo Binghe

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Dancer- Shen-Xiong, I didn't know you cosplayed as Santa 😳

Dasher- What

Dancer-

Dancer-

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Dasher- Sincerely, die

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Dasher- Sincerely, die

Dunder- of course the raging alcoholic would have pictures like that

Dancer- wow. First of all, I'm not an alcoholic! We all know the alcoholic of the group is Xie Lian

Cupid- what

Dancer- second of all, it's a cute decoration that just reminded me of you and A-Yuan and I thought I should share it

Vixen- the world would be a better place if it only had gege

Dunder- What about you-?

Vixen- I said what I said now stfu

Dasher- hey-

Vixen- you don't have the right to talk ass wine

Dasher- I-... I fucking hate you all

*Dasher left the chat*

Dunder- Shizun don't leave me!

*Dunder left the chat*

Dancer- lmao abandonment issues for days

Vixen- why are we even here 

Dancer- to celebrate the ✨holidays✨

Vixen- Gege we should leave this chat

Dancer- what-?

Cupid- no! I'm having fun! They're gonna be here any moment for the party!

Vixen-...

Dancer- party? Lan Zhan did we have a party?

Comet- Mn

Dancer- well we better hurry then!

Cupid- you should or else the food will get cold!

Dancer-...did you make the food

Cupid- of course! I put extra mayonnaise and mustard in the ham just for you!

Dancer- ...I now realize why I chose to forget this sorry... LAN ZHAN RUN RUN RUN WE CANT LET HIM TAKE US AGAIN

*dancer left the chat*

*comet left the chat*

Vixen- so this was just a huge waste of time, great

*Vixen deleted the chat*

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A/n-  Bit early for the holidays but I was inspired so I wrote! so sorry it's been a long time since I've updated, it's taken a while for an idea that's funny to pop into my head for this fic! 

Happy holidays! Comments and votes are appreciated! Thank you for reading!

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