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*in the Yiling patriarch fan club*

Bingpup- SHIZUN IM SORRY

Simp king- what did you do now?

Wei Ying- oh? Do I sense drama?

#1 Mantou fan- Shen-Xiong and Luo Binghe are you okay?

Bingpup- NO IT WAS A MISTAKE I DIDNT MEAN TO SHIZUN IM SORRY I LOVE YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Simp king- and he continues to be annoying

Wei Ying- stop dragging us out, why is Shen-Xiong mad?

*Shen Jiu added Shen Jiu to the chat*

Wei Ying- how???? Who????

Shen Jiu- I'm here bitches

SHENanigans- ew it's a roach

*SHENanigans removed Shen Jiu*

*Shen Jiu added Shen Jiu*

*SHENanigans removed Shen Jiu*

*Shen Jiu added Shen Jiu*

SHENanigans- omfg go away

Shen Jiu- no

Bingpup- SHIZUN YOURE HERE IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO FORGIVE ME ILY

Wei Ying- Shen-Xiong, who is Shen Jiu?

SHENanigans- a nuisance

Shen Jiu- the better twin

*Shen Jiu changed Shen Jiu's name*

The better Shen- much better

SHENanigans- why and how are you even in this group chat

The better Shen- because I wanted to harass you

SHENanigans- fuck off

The better Shen- you're just jealous because I'm older

SHENanigans- by a few seconds, you're going to die before me old man

The better Shen- not if I kill you first

SHENanigans- come at me bitch

Bingpup- SHIZUN DONT IFNORE ME IN SORRY I SWFESR IT WAS AN ACDIEBT

Simp king- oh god he's gonna start cry typing

Lan Zhan- Wei Ying

Wei Ying- hey Lan Zhan :)

#1 Mantou fan- Luo Binghe I don't think Shen-Xiong will stay mad at you, what did you do

Bingpup- I IDT KNOHW THT SHEN JIU WS VISITIG ND I TOUHT HEE WAS SHIZUN

Simp king- the amount of spelling mistakes in that sentence is impeccable

Bingpup- STFU YOU CANT WRITE

Wei Ying- what did he mean to say?

Simp king- "I didn't know that Shen Jiu was visiting and I thought he was Shizun"

Wei Ying- WHAT OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO AHAHAHA

#1 Mantou fan- I am curious now

Lan Zhan- Mn

Bingpup- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT SHIZUN I SWEAR THERE IS NOONE BUT YOU PLEASE I DONT EVEN LIKE SHEN JIU

Wei Ying- Pfft-

SHENanigans- stfu Wei Wuxian

The better Shen- you're just jealous because I'm the hot twin

SHENanigans- you think you're the hot twin? You look like a moldy potato

The better Shen- I literally look like you

SHENanigans- then I'm taking us both down bitch

The better Shen- you are so annoying I should've eaten you in the womb

SHENanigans- you really should've eaten me so then I wouldn't have to deal with you

Bingpup- SHIZUN

Simp king- we should add Yue Qingyuan to get the two to stfu

Wei Ying- Yue Qingyuan suspended Jin Ling

#1 Mantou fan- he got suspended?

Wei Ying- ya! Because I guess you're not allowed to start fights in school anymore. At least Jin Ling won

#1 Mantou fan- I...don't know what to say.

Simp king- I'm adding him

*simp king added Yue Qingyuan*

Yue Qingyuan- hi

The better twin- stfu

*The better twin left the chat*

Yue Qingyuan- oh

*Yue Qingyuan left the chat*

SHENanigans- I hate my brother

Wei Ying- aren't Yue Qingyuan and Shen Jiu dating?

SHENanjgans- they are, idk how though

Bingpup- Shizun will you forgive me now

SHENanigans- fine

A/n- SQQ and SJ's sibling relationship is inspired off of me and my sister lol

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