MXTX group chat

The adventures of airplane bro and cucumber bro

*in Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu's private chat*

Airplane- bro help

Cucumber- what?

Airplane- I was walking around the grocery store with Mobei Jun and I'm lost

Cucumber- dumbass

Airplane- literally stfu you almost died choking on a fucking Mantou

Cucumber- we don't talk about that

Airplane- please help me

Cucumber- fine, where are you?

[Airplane sent his location]

One hour later...

Cucumber- okay I'm here, where are you?

Airplane- I'm by the soup cans

Cucumber- I'm by the soup cans

Airplane- wait I think I see you, look through the beef soup cans I'm looking at u rn

Cucumber- you're in the next isle looking at me?

Airplane- hehe yep

One hour later...

Cucumber- where did you go?

Airplane- idk I'm underground or smth

Cucumber- wtf, are you at the subway?

Airplane- no I'm not hungry

Cucumber- a subway is a train underground dumbass

Airplane- how was I supposed to know?!

Cucumber- how did they let you go to first grade

Airplane- stfu

Cucumber- stay where you are I'm coming

Cucumber- you're not in the subway?

Airplane- I'm standing in place, maybe you're wrong

Cucumber- when have I ever been wrong?

Airplane- remember that one time with the bees?

Cucumber- I have been wrong once

Airplane- oh look someone else is here with me, they're on the other side of the room tho

Cucumber- okay, go talk to them

Airplane- hell no, you're never supposed to talk to them. Basic horror movie logic

Cucumber- we're not in a horror movie

Airplane- it feels like one, I'm running the other way

Cucumber- ok

Airplane- he just started chasing me!

Cucumber- how is that my problem?

Airplane- you're supposed to save me!

Cucumber- how can I save you when I don't even know where you are?

Cucumber- Shang Qinghua?

Cucumber- hello?

Cucumber- guess you died, can I have all of your money?

Airplane- still alive, it was just Mobei Jun. where are you?

Cucumber- I am standing in the subway, where were you?

Airplane- I think an abandoned subway

Cucumber- oh okay, see you later

A/n-thank you for reading :D

Sorry I haven't been active in a few days. I got very sick because I have an auto immune disease called celiac and whenever I eat gluten I get sick. And I wasn't careful. I am better now though.