A/n- let's take a tiny break from road trip because I have inspiration for this rn
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*Shen Qingqiu calls Shang Qinghua*
Shang Qinghua- *answers and sniffles* Y-Yeah?
Shen Qingqiu- were you crying?
Shang Qinghua- a little bit...
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Luo Binghe- Family Gathering 🙂✌️
Wei Wuxian- yayyyy, I hate them
Luo Binghe- same
Wei Wuxian- they're so boring, especially at funerals like everyone is so sad
Luo Binghe- holy crap-
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Luo Binghe- I swear to god not right now I'm dealing with young kids and family
Wei Wuxian- tell the tiny children they're necrophiliacs and walk away when they ask you what that is
Shen Qingqiu- wtf
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Shang Qinghua- Happy New Years!
Shen Qingqiu- shut the fuck up
Shang Qinghua- why?
Shen Qingqiu- you're annoying
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*pic of XL holding an octopus*
Xie Lian- I got to hold an octopus so I'm doing good
Pei Ming- save me some, octopussy is my favorite
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Wei Wuxian- Jin Yao, I've been wondering, how tall are you? Like no offense at all because you kinda look like a garden gnome from your height.
Jin Yao- 5'6"?
Wei Wuxian- ohhhh ok
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Bai Wuxian- I'm gonna slaughter your family, and happily too
Xie Lian- shut up
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Hua Cheng- stfu your not here you don't know
Hua Cheng- *you're
He Xuan- LMFAO BAD GRAMMAR
Hua Cheng- STFUUU
He Xuan- GO TO KINDERGARTEN ASSHOLE
Hua Cheng- YOUR A GRAM CRACKER
He Xuan- OH STFU SO ARE YOU
Hua Cheng- IM GOING YO BUS YOUR HOUSE
He Xuan- DO IT I DARE YOU
Hua Cheng- YA HOW DONUOU YHINK SBOY
Hua Cheng- ^i gave up
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Hua Cheng- not to be a Simp or anything but I would let Xie Lian strangle me with his thighs
Lan Wangji- wtf
Luo Binghe- BYE
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Xie Lian- how old are you Shen-Xiong, like 90 right?
Shen Qingqiu- EXCUSE YOU?!
Xie Lian- you heard me old man
Wei Wuxian- didn't you grow up with the dinosaurs?
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MXTX group chat
FanfictionMXTX AU where they have phones and they all have a group chat, there are multiple group chats sometimes. SQQ, XL, and WWX are best buds. It's modern now ~cover photo not mine~ #2 in svsss 2-23-22 #14 in WangXian 12/16/22 #2 in BingQiu #1 in Bingqiu...
