The besties

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A/n- I apologize in advance for this chapter I got inspiration and had to write

*Wei Wuxian created a group chat*

*Wei Wuxian added 2 others*

*Wei Wuxian changed everyone's names*

*Wei Wuxian named the group chat 'bitches'*

Mike Coxlong- hey what are you guys doing

Dump truck- hello Wei-Xiong!

Shentai- why tf is this my name?

Mike Coxlong- well my dearest Shen-Xiong. It rhymes with hent-

Shentai- this is why people don't like you

Mike Coxlong- did you just cut me off through text?

Shentai- yes, and Xie-Xiongs name is dump truck?

Mike Coxlong- hehehe

Shentai- istg if you give us bad names I'm changing your name

*Shentai changed Mike Coxlong's name*

Twink- HEY!

Shentai- you have to deal with it

Dump truck- why did you make a separate group chat?

Twink- so we can talk to a group chat without our boyfriends in it.

Shentai- makes sense.

Dump truck- it is nice getting to talk just the three of us

Twink- yep, so what do we do now?

Shentai- idk how is your guys job going?

Twink- it's going good, I'm still the best esports professional out there

Dump truck- my job is also going decent, I got my own garbage truck now so I can put stickers on it

Twink- want to take your garbage truck for a hot ride?

Dump truck- no, you can't drive until you get your license back

Shentai- and next time you're gonna get arrested

Twink- mean, how's your job going?

Shentai- it's fine, just some of my co workers are weird

Twink- an example?

Shentai- Well the physical education teacher Liu Qingge keeps bringing me random things, The school nurse Mu Qingfang is always checking up on me, Gongyi Xiao who is a kid from an entirely different university visites every once in a while too. On top of that Binghe's cousin Zhuzhi Lang visites too.

Twink- hehe you have a harem

Shentai- no, they're probably being nice to me because my brother is dating the principle

Dump truck- you have a brother?

Shentai- unfortunately, if I see him again I will either kill him or myself

Twink- wow, having a brother isn't that bad

Shentai- imagine having a twin

Twink- hm... it would be amazing cuz I would just see me without having to look in a mirror

Shentai- I despise you

Twink- you're so nice Shen-Xiong❤️

Dump truck- The closest thing I had to a brother growing up was my cousin

Twink- was the the same cousin that tried to run me over?

Dump truck- ya...

Twink- tell him to do it again, cuz it was hot

Shentai- istg I give up

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