A guy walks into the local pharmacy and heads to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, 'I'd like 99 condoms please.' With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, '99 condoms? Fuck me!' to which the guy replies, 'Make it 100 then.'
                                      
                                          
                                   
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Is This A Joke? (Joke book)
RandomOH HI THERE! I'm going to have my first book to be a joke book. It isn't going to be only jokes, though, but also things that were funny, in my opinion, when I heard/read/thought of it. A lot of people have joke books, and some jokes are going to b...
 
                                               
                                                  