A guy picks up a girl for a date.
Boy: Why are you wearing your belt around your knee?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.
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Under the belt
A guy picks up a girl for a date.
Boy: Why are you wearing your belt around your knee?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.