A psychiatrist is addressing a group of people who have all had experiences with the supernatural. He asks, 'Who here has seen a ghost?' Everyone puts up their hands. He then asks, 'Who here has spoken with a ghost?' Half the audience puts up their hands. 'And who here has touched a ghost?' Ten percent of the crowd puts up their hands. He asks, 'And who here has made love with a ghost?' One small man in the back row puts up his hand! The psychiatrist looks down from the podium at the man and says, 'Do you mean to tell me that you have made love with a ghost?' The small man replies, 'Oh No! I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you back here. I thought you said 'goat'.'
YOU ARE READING
Is This A Joke? (Joke book)
RandomOH HI THERE! I'm going to have my first book to be a joke book. It isn't going to be only jokes, though, but also things that were funny, in my opinion, when I heard/read/thought of it. A lot of people have joke books, and some jokes are going to b...
