A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant when suddenly; a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish".
"Ooh... I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the woman.
The fairy moved her magic wand and abracadabra! two tickets for a new round-the-world luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the man's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife who is 30 years younger than me".
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and abracadabra! the husband became 92 years old.
What is the moral of this story? Men might be idiots sometimes, but fairies are always female.
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