A young man wished to purchase a gift for his sweetheart's birthday and after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart along with this note:
Darling: This is a little gift to show you that I have not forgotten your birthday. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady that I bought them from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the salesgirl try them on for me and she really looked smart.
I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before setting them away as they will naturally be a bit damp from wearing.
Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
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