Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
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Is This A Joke? (Joke book)
RandomOH HI THERE! I'm going to have my first book to be a joke book. It isn't going to be only jokes, though, but also things that were funny, in my opinion, when I heard/read/thought of it. A lot of people have joke books, and some jokes are going to b...
Perfect eyesight
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
