Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

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Is This A Joke? (Joke book)
AcakOH HI THERE! I'm going to have my first book to be a joke book. It isn't going to be only jokes, though, but also things that were funny, in my opinion, when I heard/read/thought of it. A lot of people have joke books, and some jokes are going to b...
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Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."