A blonde, on the verge of bankruptcy, sees God as her only hope. She prays to God for help - "God, please help me. I've lost my business and I need some money. I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lottery."
Lotto night comes and goes, and somebody else wins it.
The desperate blonde prays again - "God, please let me win the Lottery! I've lost my business, my house and now, I'm going to lose my car as well."
This time too, she was unlucky, and someone else won the Lottery.
She again prayed - "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. I have always been a good servant to you. Please let me win the Lottery just this one time so I can save the life of my kids.
Suddenly, there was a flash of light and there emerged God.
God said to amazed blonde, "Sweetheart, please work with me on this. Go and ... Buy a ticket"
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