Lisa and Mary went fishing at the river. Lisa went to the left hand side of the river, while Mary went to the right. One hour went by and Mary had caught no fish, she looked over at Lisa and saw that she was catching a lot of fish. They decided that Lisa had enough fish for the both of them and so they went home.
The next day when they returned to the river Mary went to the left hand side and Lisa went to the right. Once again Mary did not catch any fish, she glanced over at Lisa and saw that she was. After awhile they decided that they had enough for the both of them and got ready to go home.
Mary asked Lisa "How do you know what side of the river the fish is running? Is it the bait that you're using or something?"
Lisa replied "Well Mary, every morning when I wake up I lift up the blanket and look at my husbands penis...if its hanging on the left I go to the left hand side of the river...if its hanging to the right I go to the right hand side of the river."
Mary asked "What if its standing up?"
Lisa replied "Then I stay home."
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