I'm homesick

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A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam eight hundred dollars. He says, 'I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich.' The Madam says, 'For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and a gourmet dinner.' The trucker says, 'I'm not horny, I'm homesick.'

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