A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beers and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment having sex with her.
Hours go by and suddenly he realizes is's almost 3am. 'Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!' he exclaimed. 'Quick give me some talcum powder!' She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he gets home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. 'Where the hell have you been?'
He says, 'Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her.' 'Let me see your hands!' she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
'Damn liar, you were out bowling again!'
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