Half a million of bad luck

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Rodney sat in his attorney's office.

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" asked the lawyer.

"Give me the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.""

"That's the bad news?" asked Rodney incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"It's of you and your mistress."

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